MR.HOON

I can’t save you

[obi @Blackoo1k]

Sending me pictures of yourself just to post them later

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

The woman becomes visibly uncomfortable and insecure when you don't come

[Hayden Howerton @H_Howerton75]

Ohio State should not be No. 2 after their performance in the Big 10 Championship Game.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

@AppruTweets “I see jokey joke I get annoyed grrrr👹”
😭😭😭

[Lennie 🇮🇪 @Lennnnnnie]

when somebody steals your tweet and gets a banger off of it

[CO 🇺🇸 @realtoddbillion]

@beyoncegarden

[bum @BattleRapBum]

light yola dark yola big yola small yola…
still yola

[Tristan 🐉 @diver_fell]

God gives gold only to fools.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

I never laughed this hard

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

For a nigga to have a ring, gold medal and a child with an R&B singer…this nigga sure does complain about a lot

[MAL @MindOfBron]

Cracka got a AR

[Lex Targaryen @alexissTyler]

I went to the strip club for the first time stories are always funny to me

[KAMI @ZoDontTreadOnMe]

This why they be killing each other so often. Imagine eating a slice of this shit , your stomach going crazy, you sweating and irritated and a nigga fuckin ya bm walks in 7-11.

[Jⱥy @dielikejay]

he a hall of famer atp

[4dub🥷🏾 @lilcryson]

This the music i expect a girl to play when i put her on the Bluetooth … not no damn bossman dlo