𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️

•Scientist🔬👩🏽‍💻 •Fashion Entrepreneur•Lover of God•Catholic• Wife•Mom

[Jola @Jollz]

Even in schools - locked computer rooms, students banned from playing on revamped fields or spaces etc. it’s so so sad

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

@andyRoidO Why am i not surprised??? Simple! Because its Freaking Nigeria.

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

@Playm8z me on google: "How to plant scent leaf in my flat in cold Canada "😌😌😌
I'm so delusional

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

Definitely the candles

[Yhettyqueen ❤️ @Its_Yhettyqueen]

Remove one thing from this table 👇🏼

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

people with misplaced priorities

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

this is very nice for reference purposes. at least I can place their faces to their names, as I don't have time to watch it

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

rip

[Cuppy @cuppymusic]

My mummy’s mother has passed away 💔🕊️👵🏾 I’m finding comfort knowing she's in heaven, looking down on us with love. What a life she lived!

I'm SO grateful for the way she shaped my mum, who then shaped me. I'm praying for my very own during this sudden season of change, but we already know that our God is good all the time.

Grandma Kaduna, your spirit lives on, guiding and comforting us ❤️ #RIP

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

Rihanna turned Asap Rocky to Fenty Beauty 😂

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

So no raffle draw where we can win Benz again?

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

Ngl, I see why the disciples woke Jesus 😭.

[PROLACTIN 💉🏃🏽‍♂️🩺 @prolactin_]

This thing you guys do where you shame people that supported Tinubu now that the economy is touching them is not good. It can be better.

Shame them more, if possible when you see them on the road, do that “gwo gow ngwo” dance and laugh at them.

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

@JayNoir_ prime day is just a scam

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

God forbid these kind of men …ewww

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

Your future husbands

[Pampered by Abba👑 @IfeKiisha]

“So I can know if you cook well enough to be my girl” ❌

“Hey babe! I’m curious to know what it’s like to taste your home made meal
When is a good time for me to come over for dinner at your place?”✅

Men need to learn to edit their words in the chat or on the phone.

[Damilare @sirwhale_99]

@dammiedammie35 Too easy for @triclowns

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

😂😂😂😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

I need these guys to blow more than they already have cos where dem dey see these rhymes put together like this ? 😭😂😂

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

I still think Kehinde Bankole is not rated enough

She is a COMPLETE actor and far far ahead of her colleagues in term of role interpretation

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This isn't very public but there's no RCCG worker that doesn't know this.

In RCCG, there's an obligation called "Remittance".

You see those small parishes on your streets, they HAVE TO send more than 90% of sunday earnings (offerings, tithes, fruits etc) upnorth, as remittance.

They also have targets and they dare not send the remittance.

The remittance is split in ratio formula across the Area HQs, Provinces and Zones with the rest going to the National.

This is one reason some of those pastors need to engineer multiple offering titles, to make up for the remittances they're mandated to send.

This is also why most of those parishes are impoverished. Most of their operational costs are shouldered by members of the congregation.

This is also why, if you attend the church as a firsttimer with a new car or you smell like money, be prepared for someone to approach you with a "Believers' class" conversation, then they'll speedrun you through "School of Discipleship" - gbam, you've become a Minister and you'll soon parish your own church which will become a cashcow.

It is a chaotic business enterprise.

[𝒀𝒗𝒆𝒆🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yvonne_Dash]

This is so beautiful

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

a little relief could make someone’s whole day.

[Teekay @Mr_Teekay001]

This is the funniest thing you’ll see on the internet today😭😂

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