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[Hugues 2.0 ♱ @HuguesLeStriker]

Je ne sais pas si on se rend bien compte. Des catholiques. Ont été arrêtés. Parce qu'ils priaient. Dans une ÉGLISE.

[Z @Z2FFF]

@MarcMaxymus La transmission se fait via contact prolongé ou par les fluides corporelles

[Z @Z2FFF]

@MarcMaxymus Une simple recherche Google c'est pas compliqué avant d'avancer des certitudes. On a a faire a une souche bien particulière, d'où l'emballage médiatique.

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

Boomers realizing that 90% of their wealth is tied to their house but no one can afford to buy it from them

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[aguerri @aguerrif]

Quand tu commences dans le monde du travail tu penses que les collègues qui tapent la discute, t’appellent, rigolent,... c’est des bons. Le collègue pas bavard dans son coin lui il te semble chelou

Avec le temps tu comprends que c’est tout l’inverse

[Bleu Blanc Rouge ! 🇫🇷 @LBleuBlancRouge]

🗣️ « On a Macron qui nous dit y’a 2 semaines pour contrebalancer les hausses des prix du carburant, on va augmenter le télé-travail mais il vit où lui en fait ? La France, c’est pas Paris. Moi je suis artisan-peintre, mes murs je ne vais pas aller les peindre en WIFI. » 👏🏻

[- Le Direct Info 🔴 @LeDirectInfo]

🔴🇸🇻 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙍𝙊𝙔𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 l Le président du Salvador, Nayib Bukele, vient de publier ces images montrant au monde entier à quel point la transformation du Salvador a été spectaculaire depuis qu'il est devenu président.

[🇫🇷 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝕏 @imperator_x2]

@SirenesFR

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

5 years old - Dad knows everything!

7 years old - Dad knows.

10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?!

12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.

14 years old - Dads gone crazy!

16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously.

18 years old - What does dad know?!

22 years old - Dads talking rubbish!

24 years old - I know more than dad!

26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.

30 years old - Think I should ask dad about this?!

40 years old - It’s amazing how dad went through all this!

45 years old - Dads been right all along.

50 years old - If dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him.

Your father is the only man who's proud to see you doing better than him.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re bad at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isn’t

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

"Evil cannot create anything new, it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made"

—J.R.R. Tolkien

[Christian Tweets @JesusSavesUs777]

"Why did God create evil?"

A professor at the university asked his students the following question:

“Everything that exists was created by God?”
One student bravely answered:

“Yes, it was created by God.”

The professor asked :
“If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.”

The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said:
“Can I ask you a question, professor?”

"Of course," replied the professor.

“Professor, is cold a thing?”

“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?”

Students laughed at the young man's question.

The young man answered:
“Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.

Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.”

The student continued:

“Professor, does darkness exist?”

“Of course it exists.” said the professor.

“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.”

In the end, the young man asked the professor:

“Sir, does evil exist?”

This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:

“Of course, as I said before. We see it every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.”

To this, the student answered:

“Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s no light.”

🙏

[Jon De Lorraine @jon_delorraine]

🔴🇦🇷 ALERTE INFO
Javier Milei détruit la gauche :
« La gauche ne peut pas m’applaudir, parce que ses mains sont dans les poches des autres ! »
Ensuite tout le monde crie LIBERTÉ.

[Sir 𝕏 @SirAfuera]

🔴💸 ALERTE : Harold Cobert, professeur de lettres explique pourquoi le niveau scolaire a chuté en France.

"Cet échec est lié à l’abaissement de l’exigence des programmes, à cause d'une idéologie qui veut que la rigueur soit considérée comme fasciste." (RMC)

La vérité éclate.

[Florian Darroman @floriandarroman]

Give 70% of my income to the government.

[Ze Clint @ZeClint]

j'ai 3 gosses.
je l'ai déjà dit mais quand on descendais de l'avion les gens nous disaient souvent: "qu'est ce que vos enfants sont sages ..."
Ma femme et moi ca nous donnait envie de les bouffer et de leur dire : " tu as vu les trésors d'inventivité que l'on a déployé pendant 4h pour qu'ils ne dérangent qui que ce soit ... tu as vu les 12 cahiers de coloriages, les histoires , les lecteurs de dvd , les jeux de sociétés qu'on a amené ???!!!!"

il n'y a pas d'enfants sages ! il y a juste des parents qui font leur boulot !

il n'y a pas d'enfants turbulents ! il y a juste des parents qui sont des glands !

[Farouk @farookbka]

Client 5000€. Client 50€.