Adam Zabel

No No Meester Superman No Es Here

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

I wish I could binge watch the NBA playoffs instead of having to wait for the air dates like it’s the 90’s

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

@haleycarrolll Tag Amy the pizza burgalur

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

@haleycarrolll what about here

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

If you ever want to keep something from someone just tape it to the bottom of a Pringles can

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

People who don't need to use their phones when they're in line for Starbucks are my true friends. Observe next time you're there

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Just checked my GoogleDrive folder to find that Ive written 240 pages in essays/reports since August 20th... wut #JustKeepSwimming #18units

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

I thought that was every college student?

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

This 2016 election will have the highest voter turnout ever #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

When blocking traffic, never make eye contact with any of the drivers around you. #unwrittenrules

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

It should be mandatory for all professors to know how to turn off autoplay on Youtube

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Also my mouth is on fire

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

And Tapatio and Tabasco seems to be the same bottle of hot sauce with a different label

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

After taste testing Sriracha Cholula Tapatio and Tabasco on the same chicken burrito I've concluded Cholula is the superior hot sauce

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Such a stand up guy. Peyton Manning deserves to go to the Super Bowl so much that he doesn't deserve it #putinbrady

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

When someone's phone ring is your alarm clock tone... https://t.co/WrKJcgLT3i via @giphy

[Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA]

Just fantastic stuff from @WojYahooNBA on the LMA recruitment: https://t.co/yM5eAUFJ79

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Someone just spent $9.50 on a single drink at BCB and there was no alcohol in it... How

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

@Zabez03 that and eating a bowl of cereal #itsalwayssunny

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Peeling an orange has got to be the most dangerous thing to do while driving.

[Adam Zabel @Zabez03]

Just witnessed two people in a conversation speaking at the same time without listening to the other person. Neither gave a shit #friends?