Zac Boring

I make videos, take pictures, and draw stuff.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[• @yducknow]

I'm having the most peaceful crash out of my life right now... like I'm going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. I'm stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time I'm not. Idk how to explain it.

[Tony Coffey @The__Goomba]

No joke I’d pay extra for a 25+ only screening.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

[Zac Boring @ZacBoring]

I love that gas is so expensive I have to debate if I can even afford to drive to work ❤️

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

dave chappelle once made a guy masturbating on a bus sound funny, his trans jokes were lazy and unfunny and it wasn’t because he was punching down on the community, it just wasn’t clever at all. of course you attracted dumb bigots. make smarter jokes

[Nico Reznick 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🌍 @NicoReznick]

I'm not gonna lie. It's frustrating when you ask a doctor for help, but because their ego is slightly more fragile than an ice cream cone, you have to pretend you're incapable of pattern recognition and only got uploaded into your body the day before.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

AI images being used for your business just gives the impression of cheap or low quality

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I personally think what religious psychosis has done to human progress is unforgivable

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

[Zac Boring @ZacBoring]

Well, the Christians are finally getting mad at Trump and all it took was… a cartoon image they didn’t like.

The lies, rapes, pedophilia, Epstein friendship, and threatened war crimes were just “oopsies” I guess

[Keyzilla @keyziilla]

Thinking back on younger me I used to have so much more personality and people really ruined it for me and made me want to hide myself including adults. I really need to find myself again

[PropaGandalf the White 🌾 @PropaGandalf866]

It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter