Zach and Chuck

Doing a rewrite on our first novel about sex trafficking while letting the second one take a nap. Chuck is the tweeter, Zach has a job.

[Zach and Chuck @ZachAndChuck]

Submitted. I pulled a couple muscles coming up with a title (13 titles actually, that no one liked. I don't believe in omens...) 1,000 fat words.

Good luck to you all!

#flashfictionchallenge2019

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Toss and turn last night thinking I need an all new story. Come up with a new story and fall asleep. Ignore problems all morning. Rewrite original story, now at 998 words and feeling good about it. Roller coaster writing!
#flashfictionchallenge2019

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@NathanielTagg @CapybaraAdrift obviously...

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The first round I started writing twenty minutes after receiving the prompt and I landed in 15th place. This time I have: SF, an aviary, a starting pistol and I'm as blank as the rounds in that gun I need to include in the story! #flashfictionchallenge2019

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@CapybaraAdrift So you're writing everyone's story for them. Hmmm, sounds like a potentially lucrative business... 😂

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Still have 268 words to cut. Maybe I need Occam's Chipper/Shredder...
#flashfictionchallenge2019

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I've heard of Occam's Razor, anybody have an Occam's Chainsaw I could borrow?
#FlashFictionChallenge2019

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First draft: 1,603 words. I don't know, something seems wrong with this picture.
#FlashFictionChallenge2019

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#FlashFictionChallenge2019 is successfully submitted! Thank you beta readers Zach and Joy. Why did I enjoy that?

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#FlashFictionChallenge2019 Hmmm, my synopsis is funnier than my story...

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Finished the first draft for #FlashFictionChallenge2019 and only have 180 words to trim. I'm a first timer, pulled Comedy which could be a problem because I'm usually the only one who laughs at my jokes. Is it bad that amuse and abuse rhyme?

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Reed was sucking air through his smashed nose and moaning in his sleep. I figured his dreams were like my memories, #flashing like a cop car hot on our tail. I thought about dad always doing time or in the bar, ma always crying or praying her beads, me pissed at them both
#vss365

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We met Duke in a back booth at the #Fandango. His huge hands were wrapped around a foamy beer and he had that shit-eating grin that always gave me the willies.
"You boys ready to help out an old man?"
Who's he kidding, Duke could survive a nuclear blast. We nod
"Good..."
#vss365

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"I want a #parrot"
I shared a cell with Reed, five years I listened to every single thought that ever bubbled up in this brain come popping out his mouth but this was new.
"You know how I freeze around girls, I could teach it my pick-up lines."
"You've got pick-up lines?"
#vss365

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@derickijohnson 😆

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@derickijohnson Yeah sure...

[Miles Nowhere (MIA) @NowhereInk]

#VSS365

A lumberjack, a #parrot and a confused cross dresser walk into a #cheese shop.

“Ullo, ullo, ullo is this some sort of joke?” says the shop keep.

The parrot snuffs it, the lumberjack raises a complaint and the cross dresser stares at brie.

[Levi Krain (semi-hiatus) @LeviKrain]

"It's Eddie. Truck driver who lives over on North Street."

"How do you know?"

"The tiny #parrot tattoo on the forearm. I recognize it from all the times it sat on my bartop."

The deputy turned the arm over with a gloved hand. "Well? Where the hell's the rest of him?"

#vss365

[ PatchieSteve is migrating @PatchieSteve]

Tusk landed heavy, stunned, arms limp by his side, his ears full of the #parroting chatter of crows: kill him

He felt the sting of fire, saw his ugly ear fly, his face flooded by the warmth of his blood

He looked up, saw the sword come down: fail and Violet will die!

#vss365

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@PatchieSteve @_Irene_Dreams_ Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

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@AnonymityGone @derickijohnson ...so you can see if your date is in the MOOd?

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@SmartyMarty1126 😆