Zach Bittman

Guys shouldn’t have bios

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Bro was just Setting boundaries I see nothing wrong

[Gideon Heilpern @gideonheilpern2]

Porn has ruined men. Social media has ruined women.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It is illegal to enter through the front door of a midwesterners home, you must use the garage

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife” <3

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

@tarynwatz Thank you so much!!

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

I’m case you haven’t heard..

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

@makennaloftin Thank you sm we love you!!!

[toxic king @toxicking]

I’ll choose my girl over my family any day. Blood ain’t thicker than that ASS

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

Wish my girl could see herself through my eyes.

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

The energy you give your partner is so important

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

*her ♥️

[VALENTINA @vvaalb]

how i see his red flags :

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[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

my eyes when I see her

[Zach Bittman @ZachBittman]

* shopping in target with the gf when an alarm goes off on her phone *

Me: Is that a reminder to take your meds?

Her: No. It’s a reminder to switch my goblins in my game

Me: *blank stare*

Her: whaaat?🥺

I’d swear she was an iPad baby if those were a thing when we were little

[from da bush to greatness @karamsworld215]

Mistreating people then avoiding communication is not protecting your peace, it’s avoiding accountability

[carlos @ortizcarlos023]

I want to go from “table for 2 please” to “table for 3 and can we get a high chair”

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

I'll rock w you at your worst, best and in between