Zach Blumenfeld

Columbia Law '19, social media guy @ColumbiaJLA, lapsed writer :/ old bylines at @pastemagazine @TheAVClub @UPROXX @NoiseyMusic @consequence.

[Zach Blumenfeld @ZachBlumy]

This year's fantasy football team name: Look Watt You Made Me Do

i'm so sorry

[Jim Amendments III @jimamendments]

Excited to launch the first ever apparel line dedicated solely to the Third Amendment!

It’s been incredible to see so much 3A appreciation, but I also know right now is a difficult time for many — so 50% of all proceeds are going directly to @ACLU

https://t.co/1pTDkf1cJH

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@MNateShyamalan @mulaney is this you

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@jennyjaffe @HemaKarunakaram ‘Tis but a complicating factor

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@jennyjaffe @HemaKarunakaram @jennyjaffe come see Freestyle Love w me and your mom on Wednesday

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@HemaKarunakaram @jennyjaffe Lol literally since my birth

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@rayyyynell Still hilarious that it’s the movie that birthed Machete

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@rayyyynell Robot Restaurant and Abbey Road Pub in Tokyo are 💯💯💯

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@shaneferro I ran into this problem too...I’m doing travel insurance while I’m out of the country and then winging it for eight days 🙃

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I heard Old Town Road at a little shop in Athens, Greece, and in that moment I realized that @LilNasX is the stallion who mounts the world

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Lol @smino saying “I wanna pass the bar” I feel like you see me dawg #TheBigDay

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@wbarnes4393 you talk about “the humans” a lot in your Kaplan contracts lectures...are we going to find your relatives when we storm Area 51? 👽👽👽

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@Sam_Vecenie I almost died in D&D today and was fully prepared to create a new character named Jethro Seaman

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I wish the ballboys and ballgirls at Wimbledon did the Naruto run

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So we’re getting a #StrangerThings Thanksgiving or Christmas special where Eleven and the Byers come to visit, right?

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Assemble the all-time great boy band.

High vox:
Low vox:
R&B crooner:
Banger singer:
Bad boy:

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@WNS_Brandon @readjack do you think Brown’s presence alone would’ve flipped the result of Super Bowl XLI?

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@WNS_Brandon Mike Brown, strong safety for the Chicago Bears. Took their defense from very good to historically dominant whenever he was on the field.

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I am currently at a Doobie Brothers + Santana show and I imagine this is what a centrist rally looks like

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the new Jazz backcourt is already doomed

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Happy daddy’s day