Zach Jack Ward

Brooklyn newborn - Writer/Filmmaker - Yes, I know I am not in Kansas anymore.

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Can’t believe I’ve been 18 for over 7 years

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Watched the first 10 minutes of the Uncharted movie...
A random aerial action sequence cuts to an dull backstory, then we cut to “the present” and Drake meets Sully by happy circumstance.
2/10 Zero nuance, didn’t feel anything like the game. I mean come on, Holland and Whalberg?

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

@mradamscott So hyped!! Can’t believe I even had a sliver of a chance to work on this show.

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

The Central Park benches are perfect for folding your intestines and holding back a major dookie

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

https://t.co/J1sqFVZT2c

To whoever else needs to hear it

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Update: I did the final interview and they asked me what my true passion was… I couldn’t utter the word SALES for the life of me. That was the wrong answer 😂

So I am still #unemployed

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

On to the final round for this sales job. Kinda crazy. 3 years ago I never would’ve expected to be living in Brooklyn and working in tech sales 😅

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Bought a book on demonology today because why not. Full of grammar and spelling errors and the author is absolutely cooky. I checked out her twitter to learn more and all she does is retweet Kesha fan pages and Eliza Dushku. Spooky af

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

RIP :’)

[Frogger @FroggerOW]

The end of Overwatch 1.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Has anybody heard from South America? They’ve been really quiet in the group chat lately

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

@psychicaquarius Ok so 1/3 of all people are going to become billionaires?? Get ready for an economic meltdown. Thanks for predicting one of the blackest eras in human history @psychicaquarius. Stars help us all

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

That moment when you decide you have enough beats so it’s time to start your first draft 😍😭😣😓🤗
#screenwriting

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

It’s so annoying having to do stuff everyday. 😭

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Middle out, you say?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I am sick and tired of trickle-down economics. It has never worked.

We're building an economy from the bottom up and middle out.

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

Literally writing this #tweet from the 7th floor bathroom @twitter

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These recipes will actually create a nerve gas that pumps straight out of your anus. DO NOT ATTEMPT

[Tasty @tasty]

Make Broccoli ACTUALLY Taste Good

[Aiko @aikohwrites]

You know what sucks? Writing. You know what I love? Writing. You know what I wanna do? Write. You know what I don't wanna do? Write.

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

@roadmapwriters Children’s play places in NYC

[Zach Jack Ward @ZachJackWard]

I’m currently applying to sales jobs. Never thought I’d do it, but I think I can do it well. MOSTLY though I think it’s great experience for my current pilot