dwayne “barack” johnson

just kidding…unless? haha

[dwayne “barack” johnson @ZachL8]

@CAlien__ The mushroom isn’t real anyway

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Whenever I find myself in a difficult situation, I remind myself it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality

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Nother scorcher

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@CAlien__ Incredibly

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@CAlien__ That’s the second thing you and Jesper have in common

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@CAlien__ Wait until you hear that Siegs was at the morning skate

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@CAlien__ This tweet did well, proud of you

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My mom: I want my son to be a distinguished physician one day
Also my mom: let’s name him…Zach

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@staticdress Hell yeah, goes unbelievably hard

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@CAlien__ He does have a failure of a son for anyone wondering

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@CAlien__ Aw

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@CAlien__ You really need to be Caleigh Williams next year for Halloween

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Movie idea: The 40 Year Old Surgeon (starring Steve Carell). He has no social skills because he spent his youth in residency

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One thing I know for sure is the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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There really are no Christmas songs that slap quite like the monster mash

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@CAlien__ What a Jake

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if she wasn’t willing to do a Dumb and Dumber neon tuxedos couples costume, she was never the one

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Having a pet lizard would be so nice

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Fire drills as an adult really hit different

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@CAlien__ Yes