Zach MacLean

Joke Composer slash Struggling Sandwich Artist

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

"free with ads" is oxymoronic.

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@AnthonyBass52 Hahah "support"

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@AnthonyBass52 @united Haha clean up after your kids.

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@SHAQ happy birthday

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@vibramate I was very excited when my Vibramate V7 arrived, but disappointed to learn that the "Custom Made" name plate is the wrong size. It's too small. I'm wondering if you can rectify the situation.

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan

[Halifax_Police @HfxRegPolice]

@HfxRegPolice are asking for the public’s assistance in identifying the suspect in a robbery at a banking machine in Dartmouth on January 1. Anyone with information is asked to contact police. https://t.co/C18EgXNwvK

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

Everyone is an organist, really

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

The fucking audacity of the Superstore to have a Steinway by the shitter.

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

Winners checkout corral be like "you want some Guess® sweet potato chips?"

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

Anyone who hasn't had Blink 182 songs stuck in they're head all week is LYING

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

Everyone/thing else on Canadian money is also dead.

[charles austin @skunkancienne]

I really missed playing live. Had a good time playing the other night but... Reminded me what an absolute chumps game live underground ish rock is. You have to want it so bad to do it at all and no one really gives a flyer.

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

Pancake-pillows are flat, but pillow-pankcakes are fluffly.

[Flea @flea333]

John Frusciante is the most exciting electric guitarist on the earth

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@SamAustinD5 A light you can't see, which dictates whether or not you have the right-away, is absolutely an accident waiting to happen.

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@SamAustinD5 who handles these issues? This is nasty accident waiting to happen.

https://t.co/FeZOg0iGtL

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@SamAustinD5 It is only a matter of time before someone turning left onto Boland thinks the north bound traffic on Wyse have a red, when it in fact has changed to green (a change that the left-turning traffic can not see)

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@Kijiji I would like to highlight how great it would be to not have my email clogged up with a simple Kijiji conversation

[Zach MacLean @ZachMacLean]

@Kijiji is there a way to not have my messages within Kijiji also emailed to me?