ZachMakesUp

Feed me Vienna Sausages under the stars

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The soft “oh my God” is so real lmao cause wym I said “blow job” at work?

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

i was born to love this kind of weather

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

QVC caller 😭😭😭

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

I see the wind in the trees and I want to live

[Anastasiia Lysianska @An_Lysianska]

The universe blooms in forgotten places✨️

[meg @g0ldzamo]

will always be a iconic moment in the trixie and katya history books 😭

[M∀XWELL @bertomaxwell]

imagina ser o empresário da lady gaga e no seu aniversário ela segurar o bolo enquanto dubla britney spears esse viado roubou toda a sorte do mundo

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Fun fact: While this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone familiar with Lady Gaga, she sang “Shape Of A Woman” live on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 instead of lip-syncing to a prerecorded track, as is typically done in movies.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 @Aliceqll]

Heavy metal lover !!

[ɢᴜʏ @GUYmayhem]

teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!”

kid named chemotherapy:

[laurie strode updates @slasherhomo]

so the michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he killed his 17 year old sister when he was 6?????? or when he broke out of a sanitarium 15 years later to go on a killing spree????

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

JD Vance is DEI too he the first Vice President to be a crack baby