Needs

who do you think you are I am

[Needs @ZachNeedler]

Me after almost anything I do

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

RUSS SHIMMY >>>

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

My man got as close as possible without going over a dollar. Legend.

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

folks I left warped tour ‘05 without a single phone number, he’s not the first fella to be the architect of several strikeouts while wearing vans

[c a l @Throne0fBlood]

*shoving Dracula* i said knock it off!

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

We’re so back in a way that it retroactively makes it to where it was never over

[lil bump stock @m_booker1]

the crucifixion of Jesus is the ultimate “it’s over” to “we are so back” scenario

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Worms:

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights*

Yo Whatsup beast

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Any time there’s any nepotism discourse, I do unfortunately feel the need to revisit Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

He doing that Yankee Doodle dandy

[prezoh @prezoh]

justin trudeau deciding his halloween costume

[Needs @ZachNeedler]

Boris Johnson resigning

[computer man @gloomfather]

That bollocks moment when a bloody legend becomes just another daft bloke…

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

they call me jared leto the way i wake up every day and deal w mor bs