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Don’t take my tweets seriously

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

Cancel all the rest of your visits. You belong in Tuscaloosa. Julio started the Saban era, you can start the DeBoer era! Roll Tide

[𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 “𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝” 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 2 @Ryanwms1]

Thank You @AlabamaFTBL for the Tide Love !! @KalenDeBoer @freddierch8 @GoatLatia @RyanMWms @JayMbakwe @RTRnews

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

EA saw THE “BenchwarmerBran” drop a skit making fun of them and they immediately folded. You’re welcome America

(I had no effect on this, shoutout to everyone who actually did)

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

Roll Tide

[Yea Alabama @yea_ala]

Roster update‼️
@AlabamaMBB

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Holy shit they killed ET

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

250 years & @Vol_Hoops still hasn’t made a Final Four!

Happy 4th!

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

He went to Cal Berkeley
He works for NASA
He is a college professor
He is an active contributor in his communities

And this is in addition to being a multi-time All Star, Finals MVP and NBA Champion

He IS the smartest person in the room.

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!

[KEEWHI @Peacekeee]

Kawhi won a chip
Left
Did some cardio in la
Came back Toronto

And Embid still hadn’t made an ecf

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

-Didn’t resign a single center in the 2025 offseason

-Traded Anfernee AND a pick for Poopevic

-Missed out on Giannis because you wanted to keep “Hugo Gonzalez” and “Baylor Scheierman” who didn’t even log playoff minutes this past postseason

-Traded a top 8 player in franchise history to a divisional rival who you just BLEW A 3-1 LEAD TO for a 35 year old semiretired podcaster on the worst contract in the entire fucking league

Get the fuck out of my city

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

I actually can’t believe it. He got booed on draft night, trade talks every offseason, and all he did was go to work and leave it all on the court.

And we traded him for 35 year old Paul George.

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

Holy shit we just got fleeced…… shouldn’t have even traded him at that point

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

Man there’s a reason you only mention the college you played for in your bio LMAO!

[Theo pinson @tpinsonn]

And I bet I’m better than you in everything…

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

Lebron calling an iso on his son during a nationally televised game is gonna be cinema.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

He could continue his College Basketball career if a Tuscaloosa judge has the courage

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

LETS GO!

[aroundthehorn @_aroundthehorn_]

Breaking: Freshman OF Eric Hines has announced his return to Alabama for 2027. In 135 AB Hines hit .289 with 14 XBH and 24 RBI. Hines was one of the top players in the 2025 recruiting class and will be a staple of the middle of the order in Rob Vaughns lineup.

[🅉🄰🄲🄷 @ZACHPHH]

ROLL TIDE!

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star WR Osani Gayles has Committed to Alabama, he tells me for @Rivals

The 5’11 185 WR chose the Crimson Tide over Stanford and Washington

“Let’s do it, Roll Tide!!🐘”

https://t.co/3q99w9XxGX

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

This is the year. Arch Manning has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused, he’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

I too would be medically unwell if I had to be around that god awful orange all day

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Car insurance and Child Support have increased in Minnesota.

(Via @TMZ_Sports)

[Michael Southern @msouthern17]

One of these schools should also be adding a first-round pick in the MLB Draft too.