Zach Rucker

I invented wifi

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

M.O.D.O.C. (Mental Organism Designed Only for Cabal on Mars)

[Orteil @orteil42]

melee weapon that uses ammo

[andy @iamandyholt]

50 bucks? nah i’m good

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Only the most Christian nations get together on Christmas Eve to discuss increasing aid during a pandemic and decide, "No."

[dominik johann @zerstoerer]

RIP you

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

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[Travon Free @Travon]

The moral of the story is, he lied to you for months and encouraged you to live wrecklessly during a pandemic, and when it got to him he received every top tier treatment and medication to ensure his survival while your friends and family died alone. Remember that on Nov 3rd.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

a wealthy ruler who throws a big party in his huge mansion during an epidemic for his asymptomatic friends while the peasants die and then the virus shows up and tears through his fancy guests is beat for beat the plot of Edgar Allan Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death”

[Orteil @orteil42]

that period in the 1950s where folks suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

[Zach Rucker @ZachRucker35]

@SisterHipster No

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

it's still got a shine on it

[steph 🏴‍☠️ @ReadyStephGo]

rt if u agree

[Worthi 🦇 @Worthikids]

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