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[Zach @ZachTruex85]

I just saw a buggy pass another buggy for the first time ever. If that’s not the biggest flex in the Amish community, I don’t know what is

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

I decided to do a test today. I posted a pro-impeachment meme and an anti-impeachment meme to see which side cried more

Number of followers lost:

Republicans: 8,223
Liberals: 8,761

Apparently it turns out both sides are sensitive bitches. Thanks for reading.

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

Kinda seems like Trump has a tendency to expect things in return for the things he does... is there a Latin phrase that might sum up that kind of an exchange? 🤔

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump laments that Debbie Dingell voted to impeach him despite the fact that he allowed the normal state funeral to proceed for her late husband, former Rep. John Dingell. Trump then suggests John Dingell is in hell -- to audible groans.

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

Still my favorite video of the year
https://t.co/GNNkktghRI

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

@CamdenGoss Nah I’m not really big into most holidays. I haven’t cared for Christmas for a few years. Nothin to do with him.

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

Why do people feel the need to try and force me to like Christmas? Aside from dunking on people decorating earlier, I don’t say anything about it. I participate in the obligatory stuff, but I don’t do anything else for it. Just let me be a Scrooge in peace.

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

Netflix rereleased all of my favorite movies from 2012-2014 Netflix and holy flashback. I will absolutely stay up too late tonight to watch them

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

This is absolutely disgusting. But also a really startling revelation that people don’t understand the tech they use for security. It can be a great thing, but without understanding how to protect it from malicious use, can be very dangerous, as seen below.

[Jessica Holley @Jessica_Holley]

Each time I've watched this video it's given me chills.

A Desoto County mother shared this Ring video with me. Four days after the camera was installed in her daughters' room she says someone hacked the camera & began talking to her 8-year-old daughter.

More at 6 on #WMC5

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: what are you doing

daughter: playing tea party

me: that’s nice

daughter: *throws teapot in pool* I fucking hate taxes

[House ⚔️ @mrmatthouse]

rolliepollies be like fuck it we ball

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

@doctorr_j Nobody wants to page through 50 snaps. Give us the highlights 😂

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

I promise you no one, I repeat, not a single soul wants to see your entire snap recap.

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

@DuhGrinch15 😂😂😂 wouldn’t surprise me if that were the case

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

I know it’s intentional, but it’s kinda fitting that the one who most acts like a child is the only one not looking at the camera

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

The West Family Christmas Card 2019

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

@DuhGrinch15 I didn’t even notice. That makes it worse

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This Lamar/Ingram postgame interview was an instant classic 💀

(via @NFLonFOX)

[no @zedonarrival]

"who's vitamin c" in the comments like have you ever graduated from anything

[Zach @ZachTruex85]

I really wish I hated you right now

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Ever read an article about Muslims declaring armed jihad as “people telling us their thoughts”?

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Or just don’t rape