Zach Zalis

Fordham ‘19 | Actor | Artist | Creator | “Life’s an adventure darling, dress accordingly” | He/him/his

[Zach Zalis @ZachZalis]

All I know is, the #Gleeks better rally around Harry on #dwts this season and get our boy to the finale! 🪩

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Am I the only one who wants Tara and Johnny to have an iconic hero moment and win #TheTraitorsUS for the faithfuls?! I’m soooo over Rob.

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I think hearing all of these teams butcherung and Americanizing the name “Notre Dame,” and to have at least one *cough cough* literally ask “is this like The Hunchback of Notre Dame” is quite literally the most painful episode of television that I’ve ever endured. #theamazingrace

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Am I the only one who just wants Dawn to just stop talking at all times? #DragRace

[Zach Zalis @ZachZalis]

Plain Jane may be bitchy, but at least she’s entertaining, but Dawn is just effing annoying and needs to shut the hell up. #DragRace #rupaulsdragrace

[Zach Zalis @ZachZalis]

Lea: “Come on Joseph. Make the right decision. Say my name.”

Joseph: *sends Lea home*

#BachelorNation: “Good job Joseph. You made three right decision.”

#TheBachelor

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Imagine watching @taylorswift13 break the record for most Album of the Year wins by an artist and choosing to talk about how she APPEARED to ignore Celine Dion instead. Leave our Kween alone and go click bait somebody else. 🙄 #Grammy #Grammys

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Okay, but hear me out…. what if she still announces #reputationtv at the Super Bowl like some of use were thinking/hoping she would?!?! 😂🐍#TaylorSwift #reptv #torturedpoetsdepartment

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If I’m late to the trend- sorry, but is anyone else watching #PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians and also rereading the book?! Idk if it’s that I get mixed up with the #garbage movie, or that it’s just been a bit since middle school, but I honestly don’t remember half of this stuff.

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@taylorswift13 releasing 1989 (Taylor’s Version) while also simultaneously monopolizing the NFL and NFL related news may be the closest anyone has ever come to overthrowing the patriarchy. And I, as a gay, cisgender male fully support it. 😂💙 @taylornation13 #1989TaylorsVersion

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@born2beaswiftie Not proud of it, but New Romantics for me.

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Taylor Swift’s current catalogue is over 15 hours long. I sometimes think about all the music yet to come over at least the next 10-20 years, and truly get overwhelmed! 💖🎸

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I know that as a cis, white, gay man, my ability to speak on cultural significance is limited. But I just binged all of #GlamorousNetflix & have to say I’m so happy a show with unabashedly queer representation is on a major streaming platform, & during Pride Month too. #yas 🏳️‍🌈🎉

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Happy Tony’s Day to all who celebrate!!! ❤️🎭 #TonyAwards #TonyAwards2023

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ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a FLOOR ticket to The Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium on 5/19. Reply to this tweet with your favorite Taylor era! THE GIVEAWAY ENDS TODAY AT 8 PM EST. #TSTheErasTour

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@ErasTourResell Red

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@josalynnn @ErasTourResell My friends and I did that last night and had the best time! Definitely recommend!

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Does Glinda’s line “there are bridges you cross you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed” from the song “Thank Goodness” in “Wicked” live rent free in anyone else’s head, or just mine? 💚🩷 #Wicked

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There’s something so deeply satisfying about the fact that when conservative America is riding this crazy AF anti-drag legislation train, at the same time, #RuPaul has started airing on MTV (a predominantly youth watched network), and half the commercials feature Drag Queens 💅

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I’ve come to the unequivocal conclusion that my spirit animal is perfectly personified by Heihei from “Moana” #Disney #Disney100