Zack

I’m tired of fucking creating new accounts so I’ll stop saying Fuck Israel and Fuck America, even though I’m right every time.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

For my survivor pool should I take the Lions over the Saints or the Chargers over the Cardinals? I’m leaning Chargers but Goff is in a dome so it’s a little safer bet.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@PoetofGallifrey Another reason Chip Kelly should’ve never been GM lmao

[Jesus Christ Caminero @Charliepsufan]

The wild thing is, like every Big Ten team has an instance of criminal robbery by officials at the hands of Michigan.

Don’t forget that this team cheated for 3 years and won a big ten title each year😂😂

LSU deserves hate, but a true arch villain of CFB is Michigan

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Lindsay Clancy wasn't the president.
She was a stay at home mom.
If you're going to extrapolate to all women from this case, Lindsay Clancy proved women shouldn't be stay at home moms.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@Ezsilk323 I honestly am already changing my mind on that because I don’t even think the commanders will be able to move the ball with that OL

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@TheDistrictNFL You sure that’s the route you wanna take?

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@MattyMike0718 Yep they sure were, people made fun of them for having Jesse Ventura as a governor but man did that actually age pretty well looking back now lol

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

It’s absolutely insane to me that Georgia Minnesota, Hawaii, Maryland, Delaware, Rhode Island and West Virginia are the only ones on the right side of history here.

[sean @_sn_n]

a lot of modern America’s problems can be traced back to this election

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

Going to be funny watching people talk about how Jalen Hurts has a super team after another Super Bowl win.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

.@USATODAY ranks all 32 offenses in the NFL:

1 - Bills
2 - Rams
3 - Cowboys
4 - Lions
5 - Bears
6 - Patriots
7 - Bengals
8 - Chargers
9 - Ravens
10 - 49ers
11 - Packers
12 - Jaguars
13 - Chiefs
14 - Broncos
15 - Colts
16 - Seahawks
17 - Vikings
18 - Eagles
19 - Texans
20 - Buccaneers
21 - Steelers
22 - Commanders
23 - Saints
24 - Cardinals
25 - Falcons
26 - Panthers
27 - Raiders
28 - Giants
29 - Jets
30 - Dolphins
31 - Titans
32 - Browns

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

The clock hit zero before he touched it, Big 10 refs are the worst.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

Fucking hungover, but I got a lot of writing done last night

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

You ever knock someone out who never shuts the fuck up about MMA? 10/10

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@ChipReiderson She’s his best receiver too

[Karim is reading A Farewell to Arms @shift_in2_turbo]

Hot take:

Dolly Parton was a better feminist than Gloria Steinem.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@yeatmario Me vs the ghosts

[Mario @yeatmario]

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@FreeMahBoy If that’s your take I don’t wanna see you pouring that shot. Your hand shaky as hell already lmao

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

@peygayparade -Socrates

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

I’ve got stories though that’s fucking for sure lmao

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

I’m mentally ill and shouldn’t get away with 95 percent of what I do.

[fatma @POV_MeAgain]

entire tl is about the Lindsay Clancy case and as much as i’m all for discussions and having opinions on real cases, i hate how some of y’all are minimizing postpartum psychosis. idc whether you believe her or not but you guys are acting so insensitive to a real mental illness

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

And not one iota of the 95 percent is murder in the first degree and I have texts backing up how guilty I am.