Zack Blanchette

Life is chaos. Be kind.

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Did somebody say…taste?? #SpotifyWrapped

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It being the dead of Summer, thought I’d share my progress on this year’s Summer playlist.

The theme: ~After the Storm is When the Flowers Bloom~ (cover photo by moi)
https://t.co/DzaumgKb8Y

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To those of you who have their text notifications set up as the blinking flashlight…I got one word for ya…

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This font needs a Xanax.

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@garretttuhhh Gotta keep that baudi moovan that’s how

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Watched “She’s the Man” for the first time the other day, and I have to say, it has reignited my love for Dirty Little Secret and Move Along by The All American Rejects. Like we were really spoiled with those mid 2000s alternative masterpieces.

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I have such a conflicting relationship with getting fajitas at a restaurant. Love the concept, the presentation, and the taste. But the attention...simply too much.

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Understood.
The.
Assignment.

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The pedestal we put flash mobs on in the early 2010s...

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The Sims 2 Soundtrack

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Which song comes to mind when you see this pic?

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These Pixar images really love to live rent free in my head 🥲

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My face when I finally come across a job listing that’s “entry level”

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My favorite power move as a working plebeian: peeing on company time 😏

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Hi can I please stop having random wartime flashbacks to embarrassing moments I had in school, I don’t go there anymore leave me alone.

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Deep cleaned my air fryer today. It felt like I was giving my non existent baby a bath 🥰💦

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Wow, yet another Thanksgiving dinner in the books. Can’t wait to eat this specific, niche af meal again a year from now.

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If you see me with an extra pep in my step, just know it’s cause I have a bidet in my life now.