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Hootin is a gateway drug to Hollerin

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@barstoolsports @StoolMintzy @TheUFL He planned this one. Look at his face. He rehearsed that line a thousand times. That’s not the Mintzy obliviousness we know 😂

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@DannyJConrad @TheUFL Mintz did this one on purpose lol you can see it in his face how funny he thought it’d be

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Can you imagine what Bobby Cox would’ve done if some umpire held up a gay little card in his face and refused to interact 😂

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Catch the god damn ball Blake Dunn

[Branson @ZackBranson]

The final qualification he needed for a bright future in American politics

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Exclusive: Phil Mickelson accused of nonconsensual, inappropriate contact with a female employee at his home course. Following the allegation, he is no longer a member of the club. Our Golf Digest investigation: https://t.co/9oUaElyErq

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Refs are scum

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

KAT picks up 2 fouls in the 1st minute

This was overturned to an offensive foul

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@DanteTheDon I love that you think republicans wouldn’t give them $50 for a Pratt vote if they knew for a fact democrats were doing it for $20 lol

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Tony Santillan is ASS

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@willie_lutz @CincyFanJake They might and should fire Krall. But they are exactly where they want to be. The goal is 83-85 wins

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@LanceMcAlister It actually takes a lot of talent and effort to be that bad for that long. Truly an accomplishment. People should show up with torches and pitchforks and drive those dumbasses into the river

[Branson @ZackBranson]

This is some of the most loser shit anyone’s ever said

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He’s playing against 6 people. He’s got 5 defenders and the 6th defender is social media”

Sam Presti says the social media machine is targeting SGA

[Branson @ZackBranson]

The funniest part of this is a judge sold his soul for a bad QB. They’re going to win 8 games 😂

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@BransonUS The funny part is those 4 clubs are worth 5x as much as my whole set 😂

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@nickshirleyy It must be so liberating to be so stupid

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@SmilingFenrir @BowTiedRanger The funny thing is that it’s all made up hokum and they’re no sillier than any other Christian sect

[Branson @ZackBranson]

If I ever see Luis Mey in another game I will die

[Branson @ZackBranson]

I did it

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Every minute a plane sits on the tarmac without moving should cost the airline a billion dollars

[Branson @ZackBranson]

@BarstoolBigCat Until there’s a “mintzy works a 40 hour week” this content is going to get stale lol

[Branson @ZackBranson]

Umpires, all of em, are scum

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Pitcher ejected for verbal taunting

Closer had to come in early and immediately gave up the lead on a season-high three earned runs