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A walking self help book. My life wholeheartedly consists of making my wife a better person in every way possible except mentally, physically, and spiritually.

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I’m a girl I can do anything I want except drive.

-Savannah

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I wish I was Bryson because he has no dad. - Alex

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@finkd Mark doesn’t get a blue check mark ?

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When you get older you can do whatever you want with your money.

So I can use my money to have someone killed? - Savannah

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Shut up before I punch you in the face. - Mommy

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I’m officially the stupidest person on the planet. - Savannah

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Tell Justin this whisper. I’m going to jump off a water tower and die. - Zacky

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Savannah just asked me about fingering. Thanks Tim Robinson.

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Did you bring my food because I’m passed if you don’t. - Alex

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Daddy, what are you thinking laying down in that bed? Get up now, you know we have to get some chips and salsa.

- Savannah

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Fun weekend. I have the best wife in the world.

[Martha Bueno @BuenoForMiami]

If you could opt out of Social Security (even if it meant giving up what you’ve already paid in), would you?

If yes, please comment your age below.

#SocialSecurity

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Still playing hard to get #ChatGPT

[Prime Gaming @primegaming]

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Get your hair wet boys or I’ll punch you right in the face. - Savannah

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Dad when we get to the beach I’m going to kick you in the face. Wait I mean punch you in the face. - Alex Jacobs

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I’m going to shove my race car down your throat. - ZJ jr.

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You ever watch someone do something really stupid and think how could they be so stupid? That’s you in different circumstances.

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If you can file your taxes in January you’ll be working a job the rest of your life.