Zack Wasserman

Make more moves and less announcements

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@YisroelSolomon @spencermweiss One of the best actually

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All Hail Ginger Ale

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Always go back to the fundamentals

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In last 8 games played without Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook AVERAGES a triple-double: 34 PPG, 10.7 RPG, 11.1 APG.

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“@CauseWereGuys: Doing the three pocket pat down to make sure you have your phone, keys, and wallet.” @matthewreich34 at least 57 times

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@matthewreich34 @YossiHalpert minimum 97 napkins, each

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At this point I'm at half human half chipotle

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@RebYossefi Get on your Twitter game.

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Game.

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Wasn't aware LA was the Sahara desert

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It's easier to get Obama on the phone than @matthewreich34

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Many things are uncertain in life. But going to The Griddle and/or Toast Friday morning with @MosheSacks AIN'T one of them

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@xoxo_raywass and that fucked up

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Social media is the only way to survive LA traffic

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You know it's bad when the only thing you turn up to is the sound of your food cooking in the microwave

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Just like that, now my iPhone 5s is a piece of shit

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Blood over faction @xoxo_raywass

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Alaskan Huskies get all the chicks

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This ice bucket challenge is starting to get out of control