zaelyn 🪼

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i shoulda bought a house in 2015 instead of tryna HITTT THE QUANNN 💔

[michael @themichaelolu]

i rewatch more than I try new stuff 😭

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

North Carolina political ads be like “Roy Cooper is letting those blacks out of their cages, is that something you want?”

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

White people successfully murdered Nolan Wells, covered it up and got away with it.

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

you never turned on the disney channel in 1999?

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They all trying to distance themselves now that all the damage is done.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

We really do need Mondays off. Permanently

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.”

[PURLY WYTE 🤍✨ @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[𓆩♰𓆪 알잖아요 𓆩♰𓆪 @playboysoshi]

And then I opened the tweet—

[tae @taecocky]

Hayden Panettiere just fucked the city up with that one

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i can really spend the fck out some money damn

[mg. @lifeasmg_]

Girl maintenance should be covered under health insurance

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

Chris Paul and Russell Westbrook deserved better endings. this isn’t sitting right with me

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

getting sent money you didn't ask for is very sexy idk.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

For someone who's very lazy, I actually work very hard. I can't explain it

[MYMY 💅🏽 @themdolll]

I hate to sound like a lying ass nigga but I got a lot going on rn