𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀

Something must kill a man✌🏾

[𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 @zagga_I]

My crush: I love guys with dimples
Me:

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

If you try to listen to that Tête-à-Tête (Hello Africa) album by Winky D in one go you'll fail dismally. There's 16 tracks there that you'll repeat at least 3 times before you move on to the next one 🐐🔥

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

"it's just a prank"

the prank:

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

In 2039 when you forget to pay your walking subscription:

[𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 @zagga_I]

@madzitatiguru Kuvata wakasvunura?

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

TÊTE-À-TÊTE (HELLO AFRICA) 🔥🔥🔥

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

Too easy

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

*Lionel Messi is going outside*

Rodrigo De Paul:

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

Cape Verde have a good keeper 👏🏾

#ESPCPV

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

De Zerbi is building a super team. Tottenham are cooking this coming season I'm afraid

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

There’s going to be a lot of children named Vozinha in the near future 😂

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

Me on my way to work after waking up at 3am to watch Messi 🇦🇷🐐play football

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

95% any other crap, 5% banana… and the whole smoothie tastes like pure banana 🍌
Undefeated flavour dominance!

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

Lucas Moura, 8 May 2019 v. Ajax

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

They are hypnotising the shid out of Gordon. He’s never gonna want to leave Barcelona!

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

When you know someone on the catering team

[𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 @elder_zagga]

Earthstrong! Earthstrong! 🎂🥳🎉🎊

[𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 @zagga_I]

“Time is money”

[CallUnc @Callunc]

I really want to know what makes a watch this expensive

[𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 @zagga_I]

@ShyleenMaziriri Chikukuvere

[𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗺𝘂𝘀 @zagga_I]

AI is getting out of hand 😫

[L. E. G. E. N. D. A. R. Y. @IAmPGZW]

Mauyu will give you the teeth hibbi jibbies.