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don’t talk to me

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

every day I crave another stream of income.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I walked outside and smelled smoke and freaked out thinking my house was on fire, but then I remembered it’s not my house it’s just my planet.

[Mark @MDSmalls23]

If you take out the fact you can’t breathe air, can’t eat any produce and can’t drive on any road in Ohio without a traffic barrel coming at you, it’s really been a great week so far

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@Devsthetix Also rice. Would buy the 10 pounds bags of those babies and it would last forever.

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@Devsthetix Tbf not broke anymore & prices are different after 10+ yrs. But check your health insurance! Ours covered a basic planet fitness membership. For eating healthy we did A LOT of frozen food. frozen chicken veggies and fruit. It was cheaper lasted longer etc

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

The worst part about working out is realizing you can never stop😭😭

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@trainer_skyi How to maximize my time at the gym without over doing it. Like what to choose to work on what days. Etc

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@muheediva01 It was my favorite for the longest time when I was younger. That with some caramel syrup 🤤 you don’t even understand.
Randomly had an allergic reaction to walnuts when I was like 21ish now I’m 30 and can’t have any tree nuts at all. The betrayal.

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@raphousetv2 It’s a little thick for me. I like my Mac and cheese a little more loosey goosey

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What I’m eating to avoid the diarrhea disease

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@sothecutestt I am also on day 1. I accidentally bought regular cokes instead of zeros at the store yesterday 😑😑😑

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

Their bean burritos have NEVER done me wrong. Everyone needs to chill on Taco Bell fr

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Bravely coming forward to stand up for Taco Bell bc their spicy potato soft tacos have held me down as quick, cheap food that DOESNT UPSET MY STOMACH for years and I’m tired of everyone slandering my girl

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@bIuebeardsbride Low key this is me and my partner😭. We both have admitted to feeling a little smug we’ve lasted so long when others haven’t. Little toxic of us I know. Sorry.

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Shannon @shannonplante]

Hey America, just fyi hereditary passing of positions of power in running a country is something you only find in monarchies and dictatorships.

Weird you’d need reminding of this.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[🧚🏼 @Zaidaye_]

@dearilya I debated even reading bc I usually don’t love fics where when one or both aren’t in hockey but holy moly. So glad I did.

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

$500 for a domestic flight is kinda fucking crazy man lmfao.