What’s annoying about the steroid era is people only focus on the guys at the top no one ever focuses on the hundreds of guys juiced to the gills that still fucking sucked at baseball
The devil: "So, here's my proposal. Reed's gonna take a super shady drop."
Me: "Not good, don't like this at all."
Devil: "Then he's gonna win by 5."
Me: "Absolutely not. Way out on this."
Devil: "But then Spieth comes back."
Me: