Zakes Mda

Professional Dabbler

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Not trained at all, let alone “properly”. He’s just a bumbling MAGA bozo who was chosen precisely because of his crudeness.

[Amb. Mxakato-Diseko @Amb_MxDiseko]

@Sophie_Mokoena Was this Ambassador not properly trained before his posting!

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

@TheTweetOfGod Some estrangement between you and the Son of Man?

[Don Golide @Vusi_Gold]

Moments from yesterday's opening exhibition at SAG for #BlessedByTheBees. A beautiful and colourful exhibition served by uTata @ZakesMda . The energy was out of this world, thank you Pops 😅.
A delight to connect with Sis' @BrendaSisane as well.

What a time 🤯
#ArtComesFirst

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

'Blessed by the Bees' exhibition by Zakes Mda opens at Springs Art Gallery https://t.co/PwN5RYALLA via @YouTube

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

It’s the pits.

[Lelo @lelowhatsgood]

was the food at proud mary always this bad?

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

I’ll add three more on your two: 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Songezo Zibi @SongezoZibi]

👏🏾👏🏾

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

No. Just being careful with children. Their safety is paramount. You think of such things when they are having fun with things that may be potentially dangerous

[Elelwani Netshifhire @lwanie]

@ZakesMda Morbid 😅

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Until he swallows some of the plastic…

[Elelwani Netshifhire @lwanie]

@Jefersonnasa_ @MmabathoMontsho 😭🤍🤍

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

And he smells

[Heather @HeatherR411]

Everyone got invited to the biggest celebration in America for the Obamas.

Except for this guy.
He was not invited.
Because no one likes him.
Because he is a lying, crude, rude, degrading, belittling, bullying, Unpatriotic, UnAmerican, racist, homophobic, rapist, felon.

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Wishing you a speedy and full recovery

[Karyn Maughan @karynmaughan]

I thank God I paid that extra R1500 for travel insurance before I left South Africa.
It SAVED me when I was really ill and needed my family.
I am not getting sponsored for this - I just want to urge anyone travelling to ensure you have solid insurance.
it is life saving. 2/2

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

And so you should be. What kind of a human being is this?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I think I'm very ashamed of the job I'VE done.

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

https://t.co/tOtEgfvryd

[Elelwani Netshifhire @lwanie]

My twin is an ambitious, fast runner. I’m more on the endurance side.

She started struggling 20km in & that’s when my tears started. Cried, praying that she makes it. She caught up with me after 50km, we finished 4 minutes apart & it was a weeping party. #ComradesMarathon2026

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

🤍👏🏾🤍

[Elelwani Netshifhire @lwanie]

My twin is an ambitious, fast runner. I’m more on the endurance side.

She started struggling 20km in & that’s when my tears started. Cried, praying that she makes it. She caught up with me after 50km, we finished 4 minutes apart & it was a weeping party. #ComradesMarathon2026

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Yep! 😂 As many as you like!

[Don Golide @Vusi_Gold]

@ZakesMda The selfies we gonna take at this exhibition 😭😭

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Why not? You can talk about forever. It is a great accomplishment

[Elelwani Netshifhire @lwanie]

Apparently it takes weeks to stop talking about running comrades for the first time. Y’all must brace yourself this week!

🤭

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Daughter of mine, thank you for defending the art of storytelling from an ignoramus

[Rami Chuene @ramichuene]

This post has been popping up a lot, clearly you’re baiting with it. The least you can do is bait with your real account instead of a burner. Come out and say it with your chest. Fine, I’m baited (my pastor will be so disappointed because he preached about taking offense and being baited in today’s service).
I digress. Sue Nyathi’s book, The Polygamist is more than 13yrs old because I actually have a copy. The Mseleku reality show is 8yrs old or so. You claim the story is stolen, that Netflix wouldn’t have bothered, Sue did nothing special? Aowa wena real writer, write your own book- about anything really since nothing is new under the sun- so that the respect we shouldn’t be giving to Sue (who’s not a real writer even with four books) can be given to you. I hope your book is a banger so Netflix can bother and turn it into a number 1 show- a spot #ThePolygamist doesn’t deserve according to you.

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

That daughter has a father 🙌🏿

[Maneo Mofolo @MphuRamatlapeng]

He first said Men and women, boys and girls, Stop taunting my daughter ( tlohelang ho bapalla ho ngoanaka) After all the husband had already filed for divorce. Have patience, she will leave and will not take anything that does not belong to her!

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

I almost said that

[Jongihlanga @JongiJali]

@ZakesMda Prof Ingathi uzakuthi "come one come all"

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

Exactly!

[SAWEkazi @ziyandas]

@ZakesMda @MbekezeliMB And today was hot