Zala the Influencerrr

Naija cruise merchant 🍼 | Pidgin banter & memes | DM for collabs |

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@Skepta I don’t see anything like that from Od e just dey try tell you not do the same again.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

“Adulting” is just googling how to do basic tasks while pretending you’re not one missed payment away from living in your car.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

AI just told me my prompt was “vague and unhelpful.”
Sir, I once asked my Uber driver “how’s your day” and he gave me his entire divorce story. We’re all vague out here.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Just saw a guy pay for groceries entirely in exact change. Bro has the confidence of someone who’s never been betrayed by a self-checkout machine.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Dating tip: If they say “I’m not like other girls,” run. If they say “I’m exactly like other girls but worse,” marry them immediately.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Wetin dey happen my people? Make una help me check this one:
"I dey look for who go sponsor my luxury lifestyle, but as I see my bank account balance, I just close my eye dey sleep back. God abeg, na when grace go land? 😭💸"

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

👋 hello

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

Hello. Say Hi.
I’ll follow back my people so we can be mutuals and I can see your posts on the tl.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Nikita fixed the 𝕏 algo 🥹

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@obikoyaemmanue1 Most u smoke 💨 before showing us how you live??

[Precious Folakemi @PreciousFolake2]

You saw the person you copied during a test, outside cry!ng. Use a GIF to show your reaction in the comments 😂

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@Flyyboyyyyyy My body soft pass bread guy, use another thing in it?

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@Flyyboyyyyyy Lol

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

If na funds we go use knack you, talk o 😒

No stress me with relationship 💔🚶

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@Flyyboyyyyyy Better smooth and fresh

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Dear God.
Pls show me how good it can get.🤲🏾

[Big Derah𖣂🇬🇧💜🦅 @Derahback]

See 1da Banton’s crib, Music money crazy gan.

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Dear Algorithm,

Kindly connect to my account and new active followers around the world.

Thank you 🖤🤍🤲🏾

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

Having big boobs and a flat ass is straight up punishment from God 😂..

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

@buzormemes @leodey4u I dey earn 35k per month

[Zala the Influencerrr @Zalatheinf]

If that mama know how she walk to her and slap Dj ehh she go doam, Dj dey lucky say no be for village dey sha

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Why's she looking at me like that?"

— DJdimplenipple reacts after noticing a woman staring at her while she was recording herself.