宰乐

guts over everything else

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

I don't know much about science but I know the flying car cannot fly with a fat girl inside

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Fucking hell. 😂

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

if you are not sleeping with me then you are sleeping against me

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[rajat @rajjattcr]

the horse is us, his fans, until death.

[Kotila @Kendall_kndl]

I hate that every time I suit up as a Green Lantern, instead of getting called "hero" or "man of the people", I start hearing abominations like "corper", "corper wee", and "omo ijoba".

[Aria Monroe @ariamonroe_1]

So we just gonna ignore the fact that there’s a whole advanced civilization living right under us??? I’m never going to the beach again 💀

[r/ibk @ibukvnoluwa]

oduduwa taking over to type “had”

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

"No one can tell which cigarette, in many years of smoking, started the cancer. Or the very conversation that changed our lives. Or the exact gesture that caused us to fall in love. It’s the thing about tipping points; you wake up one day and life has changed. You’re happier, your next meal is promised. You finally happened to life..."

Destiny Ogedengbe.

[Wogan @WoganMay]

The limit is 17 years and 4 days.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

and we’re a luxury airline

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[Schrödinger’s Goat @Damideazy]

i might delete this app
its skewing my perspective on women

[Arokoyo @Dmain_melanin]

I no even know say we suppose take our tribe that serious 😹.

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like

[craveyard🧩 @wiggymal]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[BigBoss Luffy @BB_Luffyxx]

"Men can't find the clit"
- nurse who constantly misses the vein