XamXam👑♊️

✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽🙂

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

What I’m tryna pull off in a space of 5 days. Smh let’s see if I’m really a mover & a shaker ! 😬

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Always wanted to be in a country where the World Cup was being hosted… but this? 🚶🏽‍♂️ no momentum, no nothing. Others don’t even know what a World Cup is… pissing me clean off fr!

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Jesus Christ help me

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

What do you do, what do you do? My best. & that’s all I can do rn😭💀

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

@m1nuyln2 Do you get ? ��

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

When Arsenal win the UCL, I need someone to go stick an Arsenal Jersey on my dad’s grave ! Please ! God knows he’d have only worn his jerseys for a month straight !!!

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

The way I used to get money out of my dad when they win a game, God knows he’d have bought me a ticket into heaven rn ! RIP daddy, when Arteta came on board, you said he would do it & he did it.! Infact he’s about to give us a double whammy!!! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

What a time to be alive 😭😭😭😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

I said I wanna go watch a movie, MJ or Devil wears Prada. There goes my ex “you wear Prada ?” Oh yea mf I got that ass huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 call me Zama GetYouBack Zama. 🤣🤣🤣

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

@Drake hope this finds you well, please before I listen to these songs… Please baby I’m begging, you don’t even need to go everywhere. Just 1 Texas show.

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

**My mom finding a lighter in MY house put away*…..
yeaa here goes your lighter, idk what you use it for
Me : it’s for my candles
My mom : yea right.
Girlllllll 🤣 yknow we burning grass up in here💀💀💀

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Just found out that man and his friends laugh at my crazy antics in their GC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve died !

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Not all men…. But it’s always a man ! 😔😢 which one is a raping festival ? My God! God pleaseee protect us ! Omg.

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

I just saw some girl turn 29, I’m like damn I didn’t know she’s that old ! Not me that’s 3months away from the very 29. I’m sick to my stomach… literally sick😭😭😭.

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

I’m not using my free will well enough tbh 😭👏🏽

[Humble♡Bee🐝 @bee_liciousss]

Someone is being stupid so I cleared his wardrobe and helped him with his laundry 🙂

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

I blocked that man now all of a sudden the Netflix needs a code? 🤣🤣 he must not know me. Cause I’m about to unblock him to get that code and block him again 😭😭. Might even change the email 🙄 I’m so shameless idgaf. These are reparations thangya🤗

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Tems, I get it sis 😭🤭

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Called my ex bf to get my spare key back and this nigga gon ask me why??? Did I lose my other key???? Tffff is going on here?🤣🤣

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

I remember one time I was supposed to hang out with this guy, and instead I went to hang out with someone else and the guy’s friend was there, that Mf sent a pic of us. I still denied tho, but brotherly, never relax, imma get you nigga🤣 mind you this was like 6yrs ago🤣

[XamXam👑♊️ @Zam_______]

Nobody :
Me : IDGAF 🙂