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33 // a tale of two titties

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u ever tried to help someone & realized they like their problems

[💤 @Zanarkand404]

legs sore from standing on all this business

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in no lifetime will i ever kiss ass to keep other ppl around. fuck y’all

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@jealkeja Huge W. HMU if you wanna grab a drink!

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@bean_carlangas Lighting the beacons as we speak.

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evidently i can recite the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring in my sleep?????

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this year feels like being awake during surgery

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she would have made such a lovely bride, what a shame she’s fucked in the head, they said. but you’ll find the real thing instead. she’ll patch up the tapestry that i shred.

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accidentally paid off my entire credit card

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@nightwlf_ 👻

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i'm bringing all the 90's slang back you mark ass busters

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every curb in town has a little piece of my car and i think that's beautiful

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@jealkeja 😭 2554 Woodgate Rd
Montrose, CO 81401
United States

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I would get stuck inside a fucking automated car wash

[NightWolf @nightwlf_]

things never go according to plan, but we adjust

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@playwork240 peak

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did not expect project Hail Mary to bang as much as it did but here we are crying over rocks

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Not only do I have a couple screws loose,
I've lost the fuckin screwdriver too

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slut 4 pickles

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i hope you guys like me for me and not just for my fat juicy sense of humour