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@dmaus23 Unfortunately that does fit my skill set a little better

[Z @Zander_00]

Hallie said if I get 100 retweets I can put golf balls on our wedding registry. I’m talking $50 a dozen Titleist Pro V 1’s. PLEASE HELP ME

[Z @Zander_00]

@Boatman303 You the man

[Z @Zander_00]

One of my top 10 biggest pet peeves: gas stations with no bathroom

[Hallie ✨ @halliea05]

me: *spending painful amounts of money on cute/stylish clothes to impress my fiancé

my fiancé: *impressed only by these shorts because the bottom of my butt cheeks show a little…. 🙃

men are simple

[Z @Zander_00]

I am 100% sure @halliea05 is only with me so I can open her water bottle when she has “sleepy hands”

[Z @Zander_00]

Imagine if our world fully understood forgiveness

[Hallie ✨ @halliea05]

playing this on repeat for that last couple weeks of the semester 🙂

[Z @Zander_00]

@Richards__12 @KenziMcIntosh Anyone who puts pumpkin pie in the microwave is a psychopath

[Z @Zander_00]

@Richards__12 @KenziMcIntosh Are we talking cold as in straight out of the fridge or room temperature ?

[Z @Zander_00]

And nobody is there to see it 😕

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

2⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

There is something about the number 5⃣.

Congratulations, @PujolsFive!

[Z @Zander_00]

#NewProfilePic

[Z @Zander_00]

🐐🐐🐐

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

6️⃣6️⃣0️⃣!!!

[Z @Zander_00]

#NewProfilePic

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I don’t think we talk enough about just how freaky fast Jimmy John’s actually is

[Z @Zander_00]

I ate 32 chic fil a nuggets today

[Z @Zander_00]

... y’all better get life insurance before the coronavirus gets you...

[Jake from State Farm @JakeStateFarm]

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