Just one look and you can tell Floatzel's obviously very evolved, so he should know a thing or fifty about how TO evolve!
Trust the process Buizel, and keep going.
When you meet up with a friend in person, there's a distinct priority list of things to do with them!
Anal is absolutely up there. Just like his dick is.
Sometimes you see someone giving an insufficient ass eating performance and needa show them how it's done!
...By giving them hands-on directions of course.
If you wanna be able to perform properly when it matters most, you gotta practice!
But getting something in your ass is the easy part, it's the thrusting that really tests one's tenacity...
It's no fun to just go about forcibly sitting on someone's face and grinding your ass against it without a word!
You gotta make 'em know what they're doing...
Buttplugs are handy marvels! Pressing at the prostates of the top, it enhances their sexual prowess and ability to rail other boys' backdoors!
... For the creative minded types however, it's got important uses even after sex...
It's pretty easy to maintain a healthy and fruitful friendship when someone quite literally likes you for who you are...
And y'know, socially, conventionally and metaphorically too of course.
Dylan's got a problem: His hookup Feraligatr filled his ass with like a gallon of jizz and it's gotta come out soon.
Zayne's got a problem: He's poured out cereal but has no milk for it.
When your closest bud is also your housemate, that opens up access to sex happening any time you like.
You feel like making out with a big boy's feet? You go for it, they're right there.
When your closest bud is also your housemate, that opens up access to sex happening any time you like.
You feel like sucking a big boy's asshole? You go for it, it's right there.