Zane Howard

Just a blue collar guy trying to make a livin’

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

"Don't worry just go back to work, the air is safe to breath" - U.S Government after 9/11

East Palestine, Ohio right now....

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

we all got that one bad bitch we fumbled during the pandemic

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Went to Walmart to buy soap. Walked out with $80 of food and no soap???

[toxic king @toxicking]

You got a better chance of gettin chased by a dog than by me

[Angelo @dopeisland]

if i was on the titanic i woulda survived, but that's just me

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

If you prefer winter over summer, eat me

[karl @Karlee_th13]

I would like to be unemployed

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Got a compliment on my cologne earlier 😏 I mean it was from a 6’3 260lb dude but gotta take what you can get

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

@GlennHo7 Since when does loves have carhops?!

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Just got my fountain drink at loves for free. Is this pretty privilege???

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

@notdionlewis @rickey_bo_ @bakifnbr_ @thagoatblackie @lawrencehansbro @RoyIsThaTruth Aye don’t bring me into this shit

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Everyone say it with me.. automatic car washes are a RIP OFF. $25 for my shit to still be dirty and now scratched.. I’m fightin mad rn

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

PSA: If you don’t use your cruise control on the interstate, everyone hates you

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

It’s crazy how many people demand honesty until it’s time for them to be honest too 😂

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Campground manager just called me sugar while I was paying rent, so basically no one can tell me shit rn

[Zane Howard @ZaneHoward8]

Optometrist just complimented my eye health so much I think I started blushing??? What a nice guy

[Thelonious @KingThelonious]

Bruh nothing could’ve prepared me for that camera cut.