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gawk gawk goose

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@Warcraftmelts @Not_Ducked you got games on your vape? https://t.co/L5Q2zEIfe0

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@Warcraftmelts and they really went after Juul for “marketing to children” but this is somehow okay

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@bisexualdeleuze they gave me wellbutrin immediately even though i wasn’t depressed, just had a bad family situation. i got rid of it not long after it “started working”

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@GorillaDotBas @CNET I think that’s why there are so many problems with this phone and tests like these. the testing isn’t realistic to day-to-day usage or how people actually use their phones. I expect if people are actually using the phone normally, it’ll have issues much sooner

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@reumialab if iOS was open source, we would’ve fixed all of Apple’s bugs by now. too bad apple just doesn’t have the resources to get these things right anymore

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dumbass behavior results in avoidable outcomes. stupidity is contagious, be careful

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@luciascarlet real ones don’t conform to arbitrary numbers

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@BURSTonXRPL @AtRealBen do you believe in free will?

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i like my girls how i like my batteries. not dead.

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jizz is short for lajizzma

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@EzraOgechi @theonecid that’s fair. I’m talking specifically about accepting a facetime call like in the video. The default animation should stay the same because the camera hole isn’t usually visible, but it would be cool if accepting the call seamlessly made the notification disappear into the camera

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@glacilan you made me realize that I’ve been visualizing “heels over head” all this time

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@LeakerApple @bencsin the rest of the UI could just be centered, full screen and not get in the way of the button on the right side. forcing the screen to the side just so the buttons don’t get in the way is a strange choice. I imagine this will change or become an option at some point but we’ll see

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they’re putting something in the alcohol that makes us stupid

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@ForgottenCos @faith_vtch I explicitly asked if i could keep my teeth after they were extracted but they forgot and threw them away anyways smh

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@willowtarka elbow grease ❌
wenis juice ✅

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@weenie7777 gyattgpt is this ass?