Zapherus

Just a dude that likes to write and do funny voices, mainly a nerd.

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My wife and I just came up with a looney tunes based Law & order spin-off called ‘Coyote Crimes’. All of the crimes and murders would be very unrealistic, like an anvil dropped on somebody. Elmer Fudd would be a P.I. #looneytunes #LawAndOrder

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@samreich My family gets so excited when a new episode comes out, we watch it over dinner. It’s always a good time, we love to laugh along with the cast and crew. I’m glad dropout continues, I rewatch all of gamechanger twice a year. One show we would love to see come back is Paranoia

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@PhilterMusic Those first opening notes have given me goosebumps twice now! You do fantastic work!

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@GameChangerSam @dropout @ZacOyama @JacobWysocki @vicmmic This episode was absolute magic. I don’t know how you got the layout of my dream house spot on!

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@G4TV 1980: The thought of Skyrim one day
1990: You know what, Skyrim might just happen, Todd Howard has entered Bethesda
2000: Skyrim game testing
2010: Duke Nukem Forever
2020: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition

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@peachy_keen24 My warforged fighter has an irrational fear of bears and drowning.

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@samreich @ZachReino @JessRMcKenna @ScottPassarella Everybody in the house just sat down and watched this amazing 30 minute musical. We were all a so impressed and were grinning ear to ear. This was a fantastic episode, thank you so much for bringing this immense amount of joy into our lives. #mountport

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@Irelandreid Philter, so mellow 😊

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@AmyThunderbolt Mine is 7am, let's hear it for the early birds!

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Damn I even get shutdown in my dreams :( #dreamer #single

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@OJessicaNigri I try to eat healthy all the time, but my Canadian blood drives me straight to Tim Hortons all the time 😭🇨🇦

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@CrossleyEsque POF needs to try and keep you engaged somehow.

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@AmyThunderbolt What do you expect when the Internet manifests into physical form?

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@FakeNerdBoy 5-6am 4 when I'm working

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@CrossleyEsque I used to own it haha!

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@CrossleyEsque GREAT news about your DJ career HAPPY to see you pursuing your DREAM. SAD to see you go someday.

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@jakeandamir What is the best way to wipe your ass?

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@missbelletrist oh you, enough 😊

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@AmeliaTalon every time I talk on the phone with my parents they ask if I had made any progress with getting them grand children...

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@TheGonzalez @NikaHarper all owls are who