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she/her. ADHD mess.

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So many benefits to having a kid. Late to work? "Haha yeah, ~somebody~ didn't want to get out of bed this morning."
It's me. I didn't want to get out of bed.

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White culture is pretending white people have culture

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Today my husband committed the unforgivable sin of helping our daughter put a lid back on. #reasonsmykidiscrying

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They're not lining up right, and she's PISSED. So, at least one person in this house will be organized.

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I won't let her dump water on the casio keyboard #reasonsmykidiscrying

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Just started a new diet. It's called "my daughter makes me give her half my food". #toddlers

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My daughter just spent several minutes struggling to get her teething necklace off her neck, because she wanted to put it on. #toddlers

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My daughter was hungry and I gave her a snack #reasonsmykidiscrying

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@mishdad @mishacollins @gishwhes

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#reasonsmykidiscrying Her shoe. It exists.

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@EmmaKennedy @oversizedload5 @Budhs_ @RoguePOTUSStaff Even if POTUS is having an affair, doesn't mean Spicer knows. Or he meant a public 1.

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@clockworkrobots If they won't let u make a new blog, get an extra email address & sign up with that. I'll be there to re-follow when u do.

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@panasonicyouth Hey Mark! I emailed you a link to those videos I promised you from the DC reading.

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I should not be this comfortable in a short sleeved tshirt right now.

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Accident on rt 97 south. So, naturally, 97 north is FUBAR. Frakking rubberneckers.

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Some unbelievable asshole just stole the card I had my dad's special chili recipe on. I'm so pissed!

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Already plotting to tear off these fake nails

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I hate today so far.

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I swear these gorram trains lay in wait for me to drive up. And then they stop.

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If anybody is still deciding where to see fireworks tonight, come join us on Federal Hill. Great view of the harbor!