Asif Ali Zardari

Pakistan Khappay

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Behind every successful man, is a dead wife.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Zinda hain BB ke qatil, Zinda hain.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Managed to grab 10% from trade deals worth $35bn with China.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Rotten head or numbskull ?

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Hmm, some political actors think they can make a parliament on twitter ? Let me tell them, I am Zardari-- Sab par bhari. #PKTP

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

This eid, I will be giving away eidi to Rehman Malik, Babar Awan and Irfan Qadir.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

I love shoes.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Sorry wasn't able to update, enjoying a lot here with family. Heard about the floods back in Pakistan, praying for them.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Off to Europe for summer vacations. 1st class in Emirates, Royal Suite in London's most expensive hotel. Jealous ? You should be.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Bilawal completed his graduation from Oxford. Another fake Bhutto in the making.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

I use google earth to keep a check on Pakistan from my home in Dubai.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

The sounds of people crying... Is music to my ears.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Contrary to popular belief, I'm actually quite literate. Infact I hold a PhD in criminal law.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

In a high level meeting with the COAS and PM. Told COAS and PM to join twitter so we can communicate mire often, you know...

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Met the HEC Chairman today and told him to shataap. If he doesn't find a genuine degree, he will be fired.

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

I have ordered Babar Awan to transfer the aid money from the U.S. to my Swiss bank account ASAP. Life is great !

[Asif Ali Zardari @ZardariPPP]

Just joined twitter on the recommendation of Rehman Malik. So how do I make money from twitter ? Anyone ?