SaladDodger

Comatose, coffee-drinking, cataclysmic mess of a mum to 2 small kids. Suppressed anarchist, adrenally fatigued. I don't suffer fools.
Self care? What is that?

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@PizzaExpress dined at your Solihull branch for my girl's 10th b'day. Had a lovely time, service excellent. My daughter & son went to stare at the pizza makers who then handed them some dough & toppings, gave my 2 a chance to make pizza. What a treat. They were chuffed. Thank u!

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@DavidLammy You're a hideous human being with zero integrity. I hope the bribes you take keep you warm at night.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@brianlfc0210 @unasimplemadre @nazirafzal Really have to disagree on this point. No one is dismissing that men are victims too, but the scourge of sexual and gender based crime is a reality. Your tweet trivialises this by calling this scourge 'irrelevant'.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@StopAntisemites @Delta Hmm. Palestinians are semites too.

[Kate @snarky_kate]

If you vote for a far right party, fuck off pretending you give a shit about our WWII veterans.

And get to fuck ever posting ‘lest we forget’ because you clearly have.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@RAFMUSEUM Having a super day at RAF Cosford Museum. I got caught out unexpectedly, with no change on me so I was thrilled to see free sanitary products in your ladies toilets. Thank you!

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

I'm thoroughly enjoying #Fubar. Arnie is great an' all but I really like the whole cast in equal measure - great chemistry. Haven't chuckled so much in a long time.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

Hey @marksandspencer I really dislike the #selfservice tills in Longbridge. Popped in to do a quick shop and I struggled to scan a single item. I see there are tills but no staff. I get the whole cost cutting thing an' all but it made for an unpleasant shopping experience 😬

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@MoseleyRugbyFC @xanderjbrook I don't see the name of the external company that put on the event on your flyer. Just you. Moseley Rugby Club. The event will be associated with you. Just you.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

What a fantastic performance of Frozen at @TheatreRoyalDL We had so much fun. Sarah absolutely loved @CraigGallivan as Olaf and I can't blame her - we really believed Olaf to be real! I mean he is real, right!? ❤️

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@StephenJamesGBR It's all very Tim Burton-esque, I was saying the same thing to my buddies!

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

Quite taken aback by the level of negativity levied at the opening ceremony. Too much toxic gloom and cynicism from people who likely don't like very much of anything. #CommonwealthGames2022

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@TheGymGroup Hi there, I see you have a gym opening in Selly Oak in September. Are there any vacancies? My nephew has just completed his sports science degree and is seeking employment. It's worth an ask I reckon! Thanks.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

Howling with laughter, but it's a good thing. My daughter in Y3 and the rest of her year are going to be singing @rickastley's #nevergonnagiveyouup to celebrate the #queensplatinumjubilee I was 10 when that song was first released. I'm 45 now 😆🤪

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@HelionaS I think his accent is bang on!

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@redrock_bball I think it's bang on!

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@MikeWellsAuthor Wrong Baby

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@sammile64920727 @veganuary Vegan cheese is a little bit hit and miss but Sainsburys do an own brand garlic and herb 'cheese' spread that tastes like boursin.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@sammile64920727 @veganuary Don't beat yourself up ahould you stumble face first into a kebab. Move on and do better. Indian and Italian food have some fantastic vegan options. Vitalite is a great margarine. Oreos are vegan. Lidl stock some delicious vegan beetroot and pakora burgers. Alpro do gr8 yoghurt.

[SaladDodger @ZarinaCC]

@battleaxeBrit1 Nazis? Really? Nazis?