Zach Smith

@CumberlandLaw and @UABSchoolofBiz. @AnaheimDucks @Braves @ChelseaFC @ChicagoBulls @Seahawks #neverbunt #zagup

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Man’s best friend, spiritually ordained creatures

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Border Collie Tsunami located nearly 100 survivors trapped beneath the rubble after Venezuela’s earthquake

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@mediocentr0 Unfettered immigration

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Should also mention you can play Quenda-Gittens-Steve wide with your full backs in the half space, albeit as a less desirable option. Xabi will use Barco all over the place.

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Love what Xabi is aiming for with his fullback profiles, flexibility across both 3-2-4-1 and 4-2-3-1 formation that fit the squad. Allows for one “winger” to be more forward and one “wingback” to drop on defense to form his back 4.

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Same with the CBs, the CCB is less of a pass first defender like they were under Voldemort, so Lacroix and Colwill can both play there, and likely whoever Chelsea sign in addition to (Ramon 🤞)

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

@alpharivelino what do we have here on our number one receiver?

[SleeperSeahawks @SleeperSeahawks]

Taylor Rooks posting JSN on Instagram

Jax is on fire

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

With Bayern’s purchase of Nathaniel Brown, Chelsea should lodge a cheeky bid for Alphonso Davies.

[Charlie @CharIieOIi]

@journalism_rp Captain Jordan Henderson at 33 left Liverpool for £12m.

Vice-captain Jorginho at 31 left Chelsea to a London rival for £12m.

A first bid of £8m for 33 year old Xhaka isn't nearly as disrespectful as people are making out.

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

@Dehemsleyy @CFCDaily @Engr_Hamzee Chelsea Twitter is the most reactionary fanbase I’ve ever seen and have zero real world negotation experience, $8m is actually a fair price

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Quenda will be the best LWB in the world under Xabi, but needs time to adapt. I see the vision.

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea are considering a move for Pep Chavarría to replace Cucurella. First contacts took place for the 28 year old left back from Rayo Vallecano. (@MatteMoretto) https://t.co/ksEKZu1Lg0

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

@IrishHoneyDip Welcome to the second stage of MM

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

I’d sell him for $50 quid

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

🔵 Would you sell Trevoh Chalobah to Como for €27million?

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Lacroix and Xhaka, good start

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Xabi's biggest challenge will not be tactics or which formation to use, but a complete and total culture reset. It's rotten to the core.

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

Xhaka and an understudy is an excellent plan by Alonso. Hope it happens.

[Ricky @MrRickySpanish]

Me when my wife says she doesn’t know where our daughter got her attitude from

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

The future is bright 🫡

[Zach Smith @Zatchbatch]

@VdykCFC Chelsea's Van Dijk signing