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struttin’ around being a reverend

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Sending a breakup text to your realtor is some emotional ass shit… or am I just a bitch?? 😂

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The original kingdom hearts intro scene is straight fire flames and I will take zero arguments

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@Expedia and @AmericanAir are killing me right now. They’ve made it virtually impossible to change my flight and the help line for Expedia doesn’t even work… y’all blow for real

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@splashgordy @SHREKRAP Ass, titties… 2 asses, 4 titties

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@splashgordy Got in* excuse me

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@splashgordy The zone everyone’s been in

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You don’t realize how short an hour is until you’re drunk in a bar playing shuffle board and it’s 7 hours later

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@pomtree_ Booooooooo

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@pomtree_ Rocks are beat

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@pomtree_ Breweries are breeding grounds for dudes who make their own beef jerkey

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@pomtree_ ARE alive and well***

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@NoEsPatrick Everything we do is fake

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@splashgordy I’m tryna shit hot fire bruh

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@splashgordy Are you trying to hurt peoples feelings with this tweet???

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@splashgordy We’ll their home stadium for the year is a tiny semi pro stadium… I’m sure that helps a bit you biatch

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@pomtree_ You’re weak

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@pomtree_ What do you expect when your order alcoholic milk?

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@splashgordy RIP Betty White

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@splashgordy You should probably just keep drinking but throw your phone away forever

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@NoEsPatrick You bet your ass there is, plenty of opportunity