@TheBondageWitch *grumbles, goes*
Who, Witchy? Yeah, they’re right upstairs, why? Ooh, okay, I’ll ask.
*calls up* HEY WITCHY? THERE’S A GIANT BALL OF YARN DOWN HERE ASKING FOR YOU BY NAME
@TheBondageWitch Ah well in that case, perhaps you would like to tour this completely different totally innocent basement that’s absolutely not full of any magical traps whatsoever