The Dictator

Parody account. Tweets are meant in jest.

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I AM THE HALL OF FAME DICTATOR HAHAHAHA 🏆

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All follow your supreme ruler

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Today is a special day, one for celebration with close family and friends. The day to sit down to share a meal & be thankful for what we have while in good company. The reason for this special day? My Birthday of course you Peasants! All bow down to your Glorious Leader! #myday

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All 2’s players report to the oven.

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Tonight’s the night I get to crush a young boy’s dreams by telling him that after all his full pre-season and him & his Dad’s brown nosing that he’s carrying the water for the fourths. Better luck next year champo.

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Wow Sarah Jones is 🔥 in that pink dress tonight! Got so excited I gave myself an uppercut with the old fella #allrise #boing

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First time I’ve caught something since my trip to Pattaya with Ayresy

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Can’t wait to get home and watch my favorite movie in my cowboy hat

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When you last more than 10 seconds

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When Mum lets you have a sleep over #sbsuplate

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Merry Xmas plebs! Time to drink 30 white tails, take 6 fa in backyard cricket and piss in the pool 🎅🏻 #hohoho

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Fantastic evening to celebrate @DanielHeatley2 engagement! But who do you have to root to get a beer?? I’m thirsty!!

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Call the cops I'm off me chops

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When she's asks if it's in

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If we win the flag I'm going on a bigger bender than Chad Fletcher and Ben Cousins combined!

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First time I've had something this shape and weighty in my hands for a while. Was probably on schoolies if I remember correctly.

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I am the king of $5k day! How was funny was it when I read out 69 #dinnerfortwo

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When you realise it's $5k draw today

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I've gotten the same satisfaction from knocking over my nephews today as I have against the spuds in the 4ths. Even gave a couple send offs.

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Any bloke above 18 smashing thunder sticks together at the cricket needs to have a good, hard look at themselves. #questionable