Serby

Lifelong Ebsfleet United supporter. Chairman of Ebbsfleet rotary club and Christmas decoration committee.

[Burnout900012 @burnout900012]

"Dog racism"

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

EDINBURGH JOKE:

'I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was the zoo’s keeper!

Additional joke info:
he played in goal for Colchester Zoo’s football team. He didn’t work at the zoo and when the authorities found out, he was banned from playing and Colchester Creatures FC were docked 9pts

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

Fuck me

[Walkers Crisps @walkers_crisps]

How to correctly approach someone enjoying lunch at their desk:

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

@Gatwick_Airport no one on the airline desks- no one picking up phones- wheee do we head in south terminal to pick up food vouchers for delays?

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

@wizzair 3 hour delay on Athens flight- there’s no one here at Gatwick to talk about food vouchers

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

@greateranglia just wanted to give Ali at Tottenham Hale ticket booth a shout out. Best customer service I’ve received in ages. Top lad.

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

@letitiawolf I understood less than 50% of the words on that menu.

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

@EuKnowIt2 @irishpeloton Not sure that's completely fair mate. The start programme for example brings people from all different backgrounds. https://t.co/xLkgl7eA09

[BW @1903bw]

The boxing world to Deontay Wilder for almost certainly cancelling AJ v Fury

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

Can't wait to celebrate with a frothy pint of piss when Brian Rose wins the London Mayoral Election. https://t.co/oCIWt4aD36

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

Actually gutted. Thought I'd snagged a can but it went sold out as I entered my delivery details. @GooseIsland @CadburyUK

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

I made tiktok pasta last night and I can confidently say that is the last time I take cooking advice from 13 year olds on the internet.

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Restaurants are safe... we MUST let them reopen, writes Boisdale founder RANALD MACDONALD https://t.co/BcKbzDDXPK

[laura @lxuradxvies]

when the class war happens and i have to kill giles from gogglebox

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

If you’d like to understand just how 1 in 30 Londoners has corona virus just head on down to @Morrisons Stoke Newington.

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

Serious Gilead vibes right now.

[Serby @Ze_Serb]

Get in the bin.

[Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK]

Podcasts saying literally nothing for 20 minutes.