@jzux We (dis)respectfully decline and ask that families be prepared for the upcoming holidays to be an absolute disaster, albeit not due to green, but red. Please direct all inquiries to Matt Gaetz (if you are 18+), or Tulsi Gabbard, who will forward all feedback to Vladimir Putin.
moderator: what are your views on the economy?
joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.
donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks
GOLF 🥴🥴🥴. We’re talking about golf!! At a presidential debate. Two men debating women’s rights and talking about their golf handicaps on the same night. HOW TF ARE MEN STILL RUNNING AMERICA?!? Both of you RETIRE and f*$%ing GOLF. #DebateNight
This entire debate is an absolute dumpster fire, which is still an understatement. Outrageous claims/flat out lies on one side, the inability to respond/defend properly on the other, moderators avoiding any form of fact checking…what a friggin circus. #Debates2024
The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.
Good morning to the Zombie Horde! 🧟♂️
When the #EmergencyAlertSystem sounds today at 11:20AM PST please allow a few minutes for the transformation to complete and find your way to the nearest Soros Checkpoint for further instructions.