Zeitgeist Surfer

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@Clavicular0 Clav going to be president in 2032, Lower aged candidates allowed to run due to societal recognition of age pill

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Letting your girlfriend work a j*b is domestic violence

[BIG YAHU🇮🇱 @Harry1969814]

Sounds Gay as fuck 😭😭🙏🏻

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@Varunx269 God I love men fuck

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You have to be willing to be ugly to be beautiful, beauty is pain, the foid I met last night spoke to me about this at length

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@DiabolicalTV If homie doesn’t act right i will cus ima need all of that crazy BPD girl come to dada kitten

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@DiabolicalTV Healthier relationship than most Tom Holland Zendaya 2026 cucked relationships

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

The absolute cap is 3

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

You can only fuck a girl so many times without getting her preggo before her ancient lizard brain determines that you are a reproductive dud and she needs to eject.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@JackNapierNot No one in history has ever been cheated on without it being glaringly obvious to an outside observer with a shred of sense. Might have been a surprise to you but it was only a matter of time to everyone else.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@hailblame If you're playing blackjack always hit even if you have 20, must assert dominance primal energy force over the dealer, the Alan character in The Hangover breiefly touched on this in a deleted scene.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

Ubiquitous experience for even the most badass killers to become versions of themselves they don’t like when they’re around their parents. The body is designed to remain in the shadow of the father, and those chains have to be broken at some point in a man’s life. Ripping out the programming instilled by your parents and installing your own is God’s work.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@Celebrityhaze Dr. Fauci’s gain of function research tried to take this from us

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@OlafBresina Based, gym culture is beyond gay on multiple levels unless you're like doing it for it for a sport you play. I say this as someone who dedicated many years of my life to the gym and could standing OHP 225 incline bench 315 etc at 6”2 185 pounds. Just do some pushups at home.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@mercurophile You can tell how emasculated the average guy is because whenever I talk to a girl and I say something even mildly racist or say the word faggot, they giggle uncontrollably and their eyes turn feral.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

A woman doesn't love the man she loves his art.

His art is the way he laughs, his gait, the way he drives, the way he walks into a room, the way the restaurant staff treats him, the way he kisses her on the days when the sky is falling.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@mercurophile Just booked another appointment with Dr. Eppley, getting a silicone cranium implant so I can improve my cold approach rejection to lay ratio.

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@bluewmist Biggest myth of the 21st century is that you can control your thoughts. The conscious mind is very dumb slow and gay and incredibly uncooperative, best to be ignored completely 99 percent of the time, subconscious mind has far more processing power by orders of magnitude

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@OceanSoul115 @Trollacoaster I can't even begin to decipher this incoherent babbling so ill move on, wishing you all the best bro

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

@OceanSoul115 @Trollacoaster “You don't know how frontal lobe even develops”