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"I am a finely-tuned former high school athlete."

[PJ Starlissimo @PJStarlissimo]

Myles Garrett showed up at OTA's in LA.

And now you know why Carson Schwesinger, when asked about how the trade impacted him, said he was "trying to figure out how to fix my slice...that was at the forefront of my mind.”

translation: "I couldn't care less"

[Z @ZEEACK]

@Estoy_Thoy @KenCarman Ew

[Z @ZEEACK]

IG Reels is such a strange place… Someone could post a picture of a cute puppy and people would comment how the puppy isn’t cute because they assume his owner voted for Trump. Get a life lol.

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 @BarronTNews_]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just TERMINATED the Obama-era mandate that pushed auto start-stop systems into vehicles.

You know the one.
You stop at a red light.
Your engine shuts off.
Every. Single. Time.

Doesn’t matter if you hate it.
Doesn’t matter if it wears down the starter.
Doesn’t matter if you have to turn it off manually every time you start the car.

It was forced in the name of “efficiency.”

Trump just ended it.

No more government telling automakers how to design your engine.
No more being annoyed at every stoplight.
Build better cars. Let consumers choose.

Common sense is back.

[Z @ZEEACK]

Cleveland Browns: The Smartest Guys in the Room

[Z @ZEEACK]

My HS pole vaulting career went like this:

Coach: How would you like to try pole vaulting?

Me: No. (Walks away)

[DS | Wild Bloom 🌿 @DSWildBloom86]

Jump fails. I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Yes, I can do this. I will send them left. I will send them right. I will send them down the center. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck Brows.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Unsung Movie Hero:

Uncle Eddie

- Emptied out the shitter in a quick manner so his trailer didn’t stink for his family
- Made sure Snot was always well hydrated with tree water or penzoil available
- Realizes Snot had a little Mississippi Leg Hound in him and lets him go to town on his leg whenever the situation arises
- While his kidnapping of Frank might have been a tad aggressive it did ultimately result in Clark getting his Christmas bonus

[Z @ZEEACK]

🤣🤣🤣

[Rodrick Vondick @rvdick998]

.@ChipotleTweets Not what i wanted to see. I got a burrito and didn’t expect to see a mini propane tank just wrapped in the tortilla when i unwrapped it. Mind you, this costed me 26$.

Please fix fhis Chipotle.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Only one jersey to wear today.

If you’ve got one (and most everyone does), wear it to this afternoon’s game.

All the prayers for @BernieKosarQB #UMatter #GoBrowns

[Z @ZEEACK]

@ben_wellick_V

[Z @ZEEACK]

He’s daring them to fire him at this point.

[92.3 The Fan @923TheFan]

"We're going to stick with Dillon."

🚨 #Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski on QB moving forward

[Z @ZEEACK]

@ben_wellick_V 🤣 I’ve never been so uninterested in the Browns. Keep him, fire him, who cares. Every snap Gabriel takes is a waste of time. Very unserious organization.

[BrownsNation.com @BrownsNationcom]

Do you agree?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Bubba Ventrone

[KFC @KFChristian_]

Saw this, thought it explained everything well

[Anthony Lima @SportsBoyTony]

Can’t get away from the fact that Shedeur, who’s been held hostage by the Browns organization and has been sabotaged on a daily basis, can ball out like this. What are the comparisons? Rudy? Jonathan Moxon? Ben Hur?