I think there is inherent comedic value in the fact that the only tweets I put out that reach people are the ones involving blowing dubby's marketing department and I think as a society that has to mean something but I'm too lazy to figure it out #ImGonnaKeepReusingThisBit
Someone stole the Kali cutout at hamhampangpang but I think the funnier part is that it apparently generated a 120% increase in sales after putting it up like a sales boosting artifact and that's why they want it back
You have already all given me a big number 60 at my follower count, and I had just made the 50 followers celebratory piece of artwork merely a day ago.. too kind, truly.... the number has tripled within a span of three to four days, truly, thankful. I am. #splendid
I have created this piece by finding a majestic horse image and added a big cowboy hat PNG, and have depicted myself as the starfish washed up beside it (I am ok do not worry) as a celebration of my #53followers milestone
Twitter is there because they are the father
There is going to be a celebratory piece of art for my 53 follower milestone, but I am too lazy to think of something so it is on hold as of right now #mybad
Heads up, Trainers! We've just sent out the "Three Cheers for Trainer! August Giveaway" gift, so keep an eye out!
🎁 Gift Contents:
- Carats ×1,500
- Support Points ×30,000
- Monies ×30,000
- Alarm Clocks ×20
- Pleasing Parfait ×10
- Carrot Jelly Mini ×30
#Umamusume
Perhaps I must also branch out and promise to blow other companies' marketing departments to gather even more fame as well or would that be cheating on dubby's marketing department
I might actually not swap accounts for streaming if continuing to post about blowing dubby's marketing team keeps doubling my followers (is this really what I want to get me followers (#manofmyword))
As a throwback to my 10 followers celebratory piece of art I have once again depicted myself as a bird, but instead of eggs I am nested upon Dubbylings as the promise of blowing their marketing team got me another bunch of followers so shoutout #thanksdubby#mooching#manofmyword
My tweet about blowing the energy drink company's marketing team got 7 likes and that's a new threshold I was not ready to achieve on that particular tweet I'm supposed to be getting like 2 maybe 3 on a magnificent day