ZefJam

Not angry, just disappointed.

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and just to fuck with him god gave him a 3 am poop schedule

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Tell someone they're in denial then laugh at them when they deny it

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A remake of Pineapple Express but with penjamins

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2026 status check: too much radio not enough head

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Refusing to share my Spotify Wrapped due to the data being fatally compromised by my sexy times playlist

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@KILLTOPARTY Most of us just happy to be there boss

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How I look at my blind girlfriend, listening to her talking about her toxic exes, after changing my voice for the third time this year

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It's always hey he's into younger girls and never wow they're all into older guys

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Does the process know we're trusting it

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Ordering sushi at the aquarium restaurant just to feel something

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Yes, I'm trans. TRANSporting this whole fkn bottle of Fireball into my stomach

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Do UK websites use biscuits instead of cookies

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Edging by watching my CPU usage hover at 99%. Might force close Chrome tabs when they least expect it.

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Pro tip. Check the meds in her bathroom cabinet. If they have names that sound like cool wizards, get out while you can

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what if STEM is just a government psyop to keep neurodivergent kids busy with math instead of letting them achieve their final form as agents of divine chaos

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just spent 6 hours filling out asylum paperwork and my only black pen ran out of ink. guess i'll die here instead

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If you can't convince them, confuse them

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I have a soul of a poet. And a bank account of a poet.

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Does it hurt? When thinking sand does it better than you?

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Einstein didn't kill himself