Abella Danger just put it on the schedule.
“I haven’t done a gang bang. I haven’t done a blow bang.”
Kayley Gunner: “Oh my god. None of that.”
Abella: “I just wanna try it once. When am I ever gonna do it again? Let’s do it next month.”
Kayley: “I’ve done all my dream collabs this year.”
Most casual bucket-list conversation in the industry 😭
She thought OnlyFans was easy money after she lost her job.
She had a mortgage to pay and no other way forward.
It started with about 20 fans and £150 a month.
Then they wanted more and more explicit stuff.
She said she became a sexual object and she wasn’t happy about it.
People stole her profile. She called it piracy.
She said she lost herself, and by the end she wasn’t making hardly any money because she refused to do what they required.
This is the part of OnlyFans nobody puts in the ad.
She thought she was going to a spa night.
A photographer she already worked with invited her over with his roommate.
She just moved to LA and said yes because she was stressed.
When she got there it was not two guys. It was four.
They all got in the jacuzzi and they all came onto her at once.
She said she liked it.
Then she dropped the kicker: they’re all related.
The No Jumper couch went dead silent and one of the hosts asked how three grown men even have a spa night together.
She asked if that was creepy. She said she does not think so.
No Jumper asked Nicolette if she likes spit in her mouth.
She said yes.
They made her boyfriend spit in her face on the podcast.
OnlyFans graphic hits right after.
Then they called her boyfriend in to do it live for Patreon.
After that she kept going:
eat ass. slap me. piss on me.
“Please beat the shit out of me.”
The dirtier the better.
They didn’t just talk about it.
Lena The Plug got asked Johnny Sins or Jason Luv.
She wouldn’t pick at first.
Then: Jason is so big it’s scary. More pain than pleasure. She asked ChatGPT what lube would stop micro tears.
Johnny won.
Because she wasn’t afraid of the dick.
“If my pussy consumed your dick, that’s my dick too.”
Angela White arguing property rights on Stiff Socks.
“I earned that cum. It’s not for your hand.”
Then she upgraded it:
“If my pussy has consumed your dick… that’s my dick too.”
Stiff Socks turned it into a custody battle.
She said Eminem was the first guy that ever got her horny.
Then admitted she was touching herself watching 8 Mile.
The warehouse scene. Eight seconds. That’s all it took.
Lose Yourself hit different for some of y’all.
Mia Malkova: “being peed on isn’t that bad… first 15 seconds is kind of nice.”
Then the host: “have you been peed on?”
“No sir. I’ve peed on myself. It actually feels good.”
Stiff Socks really said hydration is the only dealbreaker.
The table just split in half.
One girl: “if he’s f*cking me, he’s into it. keep going.”
Mia energy: leave the room. block him. never see him again.
“I don’t know how I feel about being chili dog.”
No Jumper really asked the question nobody wanted answered.
Stay or block?
Whiplash version
Started as the nastiest hypothetical on No Jumper.
Ended with a UTI and an emergency room visit.
Never go ass to pussy. That’s the only correct take in this video.
Ratio-bait version
She’s 20 and said she’d keep going.
Mia said she’d block him and never look back.
There’s a war on imagination.
Lizzo just said the quiet part out loud:
We’re prompting everything.
The algorithm isn’t feeding you creative juices.
And this is, as far as we know, your only human life.
Protect the thing that can’t be automated.
What’s your non-negotiable?